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  • H Henry Minute

    I read that earlier on the Beeb news. Your link is much, much funnier. Although some of the Headlines abbreviated to fit the available space are amusing 'Policeman in murder arrest' I would expect nothing less. 'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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    Lost User
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    I like the infamous 'Rare Leopard spotted'

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      Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Corporal Agarn
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      Did you see the hot chicks jumping on a trampoline link? WOW :laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nFSMj_Up1s&feature=fvw[^] Note it is work safe.

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Lost User
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        In Holland there used to be a television show called Bouncing Babes. It was on in the early hours of the morning and consisted of a young topless girl bouncing on a trampoline with a phone sex number displayed. The first time I feel asleep on the couch and woke up to it at 2am was surprising.

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          Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Mark_Wallace
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          But, from now on, if you walk into a toy shop and ask for jumping jacks, you'll get funny looks.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            In Holland there used to be a television show called Bouncing Babes. It was on in the early hours of the morning and consisted of a young topless girl bouncing on a trampoline with a phone sex number displayed. The first time I feel asleep on the couch and woke up to it at 2am was surprising.

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            hairy_hats
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            How long was it before you realised you weren't dreaming?

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            • H hairy_hats

              KenBonny wrote:

              People get so upset about little things these days.

              It's still pretty cold in Scotland in March.

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              The surely there would have been insufficient evidence?

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                But, from now on, if you walk into a toy shop and ask for jumping jacks, you'll get funny looks.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Henry Minute
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                Mark Wallace wrote:

                walk into a toy shop

                Are there still such things? Apart from the 'R'us chain I haven't seen one for yonks.

                Mark Wallace wrote:

                jumping jacks

                Once again, are there still such things? Do short people still play with such simple toys?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  Perhaps if he wasnt having a wank he might have got away with it. After all, being spied on at 5am is hardly intentionall exposing oneself.

                  Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    emartinho
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                    I'd say he's got a spring to his step! RELEASE THE PUNS!!!! ;P I can't believe nobody started the puns yet!

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      Tomz_KV
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                      I am wondering where the fine line is. He was in his backyard and guilty. What would happen if he was in his living room? People could still see him nude.

                      TOMZ_KV

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