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  • K KenBonny

    What's wrong with a little naked jumping? If he thinks it's fun, let him jump and jack... off. People get so upset about little things these days.

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    hairy_hats
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    KenBonny wrote:

    People get so upset about little things these days.

    It's still pretty cold in Scotland in March.

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      Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Henry Minute
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      I read that earlier on the Beeb news. Your link is much, much funnier. Although some of the Headlines abbreviated to fit the available space are amusing 'Policeman in murder arrest' I would expect nothing less. 'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        I read that earlier on the Beeb news. Your link is much, much funnier. Although some of the Headlines abbreviated to fit the available space are amusing 'Policeman in murder arrest' I would expect nothing less. 'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        Henry Minute wrote:

        'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

        There was intelligence? I thought they just made stuff up? :)

        "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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        • H Henry Minute

          I read that earlier on the Beeb news. Your link is much, much funnier. Although some of the Headlines abbreviated to fit the available space are amusing 'Policeman in murder arrest' I would expect nothing less. 'Prescott Iraq intelligence doubts' There were doubts?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          Lost User
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          I like the infamous 'Rare Leopard spotted'

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          • R R Giskard Reventlov

            Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            Corporal Agarn
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            Did you see the hot chicks jumping on a trampoline link? WOW :laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nFSMj_Up1s&feature=fvw[^] Note it is work safe.

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            • R R Giskard Reventlov

              Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              Lost User
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              In Holland there used to be a television show called Bouncing Babes. It was on in the early hours of the morning and consisted of a young topless girl bouncing on a trampoline with a phone sex number displayed. The first time I feel asleep on the couch and woke up to it at 2am was surprising.

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                Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                But, from now on, if you walk into a toy shop and ask for jumping jacks, you'll get funny looks.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  In Holland there used to be a television show called Bouncing Babes. It was on in the early hours of the morning and consisted of a young topless girl bouncing on a trampoline with a phone sex number displayed. The first time I feel asleep on the couch and woke up to it at 2am was surprising.

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                  hairy_hats
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                  How long was it before you realised you weren't dreaming?

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                    KenBonny wrote:

                    People get so upset about little things these days.

                    It's still pretty cold in Scotland in March.

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    The surely there would have been insufficient evidence?

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      But, from now on, if you walk into a toy shop and ask for jumping jacks, you'll get funny looks.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Henry Minute
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                      Mark Wallace wrote:

                      walk into a toy shop

                      Are there still such things? Apart from the 'R'us chain I haven't seen one for yonks.

                      Mark Wallace wrote:

                      jumping jacks

                      Once again, are there still such things? Do short people still play with such simple toys?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        Perhaps if he wasnt having a wank he might have got away with it. After all, being spied on at 5am is hardly intentionall exposing oneself.

                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                          Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                          emartinho
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                          I'd say he's got a spring to his step! RELEASE THE PUNS!!!! ;P I can't believe nobody started the puns yet!

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                            Nude trampolinist bounces free from court[^]. Will he bounce back from this setback?

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                            Tomz_KV
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                            I am wondering where the fine line is. He was in his backyard and guilty. What would happen if he was in his living room? People could still see him nude.

                            TOMZ_KV

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