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That feels better. Sorry: won't happen again.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Didn't notice that you were looking at the same piece of code as me! Are you my programming shoulder angel?
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
You think you got problems... I just had my Financial Director make what he thought was a trivial request. "Can you do something with the Cash Book Spreadsheet so that I can press a button and it takes all the payments for the last 7 days and copies them onto another sheet, and analyses them and totals them and can you do it for all the bank accounts across all the companies?" To which I say, "Yes" Because a) I can, and b) it is what he wants to hear. "Good", says he, "I have to go out to [A COMPANY FOR A MEETING] I will be back in a couple of hours, show me it then". ARRGGHHHH!!! What? 2 hours? Is he Mad?
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That feels better. Sorry: won't happen again.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Oh, it will.
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Yup, I know... Bit mystified as to why that was uni-voted: I wasn't trying to be funny!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Well, i'm feeling with you, my back hurts, couldn't sleep tonight. At my job i have to program in this stupid language VB6 X| I really don't like VB6, C# is much bether!
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You think you got problems... I just had my Financial Director make what he thought was a trivial request. "Can you do something with the Cash Book Spreadsheet so that I can press a button and it takes all the payments for the last 7 days and copies them onto another sheet, and analyses them and totals them and can you do it for all the bank accounts across all the companies?" To which I say, "Yes" Because a) I can, and b) it is what he wants to hear. "Good", says he, "I have to go out to [A COMPANY FOR A MEETING] I will be back in a couple of hours, show me it then". ARRGGHHHH!!! What? 2 hours? Is he Mad?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Well when he comes back and it's not finished just say "I said yes because I wanted to take part in the joke - oh you were being serious???"
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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Well, i'm feeling with you, my back hurts, couldn't sleep tonight. At my job i have to program in this stupid language VB6 X| I really don't like VB6, C# is much bether!
Nothing wrong with VB6 - it's keeping me in a contract at the moment - long live crappy systems written in VB6 :):):)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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That feels better. Sorry: won't happen again.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Nothing wrong with VB6 - it's keeping me in a contract at the moment - long live crappy systems written in VB6 :):):)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
Same reason here! The problem is: I have started to program with C# but there are "important" projects written in VB6. I don't find a word how evil is this system, neither in english, nor in german. I only can say "My mental balance is suffering if i have to do something in this project".
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Retirement. (Just to annoy you. :))
Bob Emmett "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" -Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
:laugh:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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You think you got problems... I just had my Financial Director make what he thought was a trivial request. "Can you do something with the Cash Book Spreadsheet so that I can press a button and it takes all the payments for the last 7 days and copies them onto another sheet, and analyses them and totals them and can you do it for all the bank accounts across all the companies?" To which I say, "Yes" Because a) I can, and b) it is what he wants to hear. "Good", says he, "I have to go out to [A COMPANY FOR A MEETING] I will be back in a couple of hours, show me it then". ARRGGHHHH!!! What? 2 hours? Is he Mad?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
It's for jobs like that that MS introduced the RAND() function to Excel.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, it will.
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you are an evil woman - I admire you!
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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You think you got problems... I just had my Financial Director make what he thought was a trivial request. "Can you do something with the Cash Book Spreadsheet so that I can press a button and it takes all the payments for the last 7 days and copies them onto another sheet, and analyses them and totals them and can you do it for all the bank accounts across all the companies?" To which I say, "Yes" Because a) I can, and b) it is what he wants to hear. "Good", says he, "I have to go out to [A COMPANY FOR A MEETING] I will be back in a couple of hours, show me it then". ARRGGHHHH!!! What? 2 hours? Is he Mad?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]