AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, it will.
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Yup, I know... Bit mystified as to why that was uni-voted: I wasn't trying to be funny!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Well, i'm feeling with you, my back hurts, couldn't sleep tonight. At my job i have to program in this stupid language VB6 X| I really don't like VB6, C# is much bether!
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You think you got problems... I just had my Financial Director make what he thought was a trivial request. "Can you do something with the Cash Book Spreadsheet so that I can press a button and it takes all the payments for the last 7 days and copies them onto another sheet, and analyses them and totals them and can you do it for all the bank accounts across all the companies?" To which I say, "Yes" Because a) I can, and b) it is what he wants to hear. "Good", says he, "I have to go out to [A COMPANY FOR A MEETING] I will be back in a couple of hours, show me it then". ARRGGHHHH!!! What? 2 hours? Is he Mad?
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Well when he comes back and it's not finished just say "I said yes because I wanted to take part in the joke - oh you were being serious???"
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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Well, i'm feeling with you, my back hurts, couldn't sleep tonight. At my job i have to program in this stupid language VB6 X| I really don't like VB6, C# is much bether!
Nothing wrong with VB6 - it's keeping me in a contract at the moment - long live crappy systems written in VB6 :):):)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
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That feels better. Sorry: won't happen again.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Nothing wrong with VB6 - it's keeping me in a contract at the moment - long live crappy systems written in VB6 :):):)
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
Same reason here! The problem is: I have started to program with C# but there are "important" projects written in VB6. I don't find a word how evil is this system, neither in english, nor in german. I only can say "My mental balance is suffering if i have to do something in this project".
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Retirement. (Just to annoy you. :))
Bob Emmett "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" -Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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You think you got problems... I just had my Financial Director make what he thought was a trivial request. "Can you do something with the Cash Book Spreadsheet so that I can press a button and it takes all the payments for the last 7 days and copies them onto another sheet, and analyses them and totals them and can you do it for all the bank accounts across all the companies?" To which I say, "Yes" Because a) I can, and b) it is what he wants to hear. "Good", says he, "I have to go out to [A COMPANY FOR A MEETING] I will be back in a couple of hours, show me it then". ARRGGHHHH!!! What? 2 hours? Is he Mad?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
It's for jobs like that that MS introduced the RAND() function to Excel.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, it will.
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you are an evil woman - I admire you!
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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You think you got problems... I just had my Financial Director make what he thought was a trivial request. "Can you do something with the Cash Book Spreadsheet so that I can press a button and it takes all the payments for the last 7 days and copies them onto another sheet, and analyses them and totals them and can you do it for all the bank accounts across all the companies?" To which I say, "Yes" Because a) I can, and b) it is what he wants to hear. "Good", says he, "I have to go out to [A COMPANY FOR A MEETING] I will be back in a couple of hours, show me it then". ARRGGHHHH!!! What? 2 hours? Is he Mad?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]