Hair
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
I am sure it was connected to my arse
No, that would be your mouth... :-)
Dalek Dave wrote:
What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
40??? What are you, a late bloomer??? I recall the first time a barber went to trim some ear hair: I was horrified and shouted 'What the hell are you doing???' I hadn't noticed it. Now I get them to trim everything. Head related.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Why does hair grow in your ears, but not on the top of your head? Why, in Star Trek, can they cure everything up to, but not quite at, death, but not find a cure for Male Pattern Baldness?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
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Why does hair grow in your ears, but not on the top of your head? Why, in Star Trek, can they cure everything up to, but not quite at, death, but not find a cure for Male Pattern Baldness?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face
Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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Why does hair grow in your ears, but not on the top of your head? Why, in Star Trek, can they cure everything up to, but not quite at, death, but not find a cure for Male Pattern Baldness?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
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digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face
Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Santa is fictional? :((
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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Santa is fictional? :((
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
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Santa is fictional? :((
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Shhh! Not KSS information!
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Why when you pull a nose hair does your head follow your hand downwards :)
Two heads are better than one.
Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
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Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!
I resemble that remark!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
How very interesting that 'Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought' lots of hair hygiene products and..... Subsonic Wii iiMotion Duo Gun Pack (Wii). Perhaps they were shortsighted as well as hairy and mistook the hairs for rabbits?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
It does, but the nose hair clipper tickles - or so I've heard.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be