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  • D Dalek Dave

    I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Why does hair grow in your ears, but not on the top of your head? Why, in Star Trek, can they cure everything up to, but not quite at, death, but not find a cure for Male Pattern Baldness?

    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

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      Why does hair grow in your ears, but not on the top of your head? Why, in Star Trek, can they cure everything up to, but not quite at, death, but not find a cure for Male Pattern Baldness?

      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Dalek Dave
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        digital man wrote:

        Never trust a man with hair on his face

        Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Why does hair grow in your ears, but not on the top of your head? Why, in Star Trek, can they cure everything up to, but not quite at, death, but not find a cure for Male Pattern Baldness?

          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          Dalek Dave
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          :laugh: I am going to nick that!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Gretna
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            I'm just over half your age and I get the odd nose hair that brings a tear to my eyes or sneeze my head off.

            Some people are like slinky's... They're not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

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            • D Dalek Dave

              digital man wrote:

              Never trust a man with hair on his face

              Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Santa is fictional? :((

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                Santa is fictional? :((

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                Dalek Dave
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                Yeah I was shocked too!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  NormDroid
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                  Why when you pull a nose hair does your head follow your hand downwards :)

                  Two heads are better than one.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    May I direct you to this[^]?

                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Santa is fictional? :((

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      hairy_hats
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                      Shhh! Not KSS information!

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                      • N NormDroid

                        Why when you pull a nose hair does your head follow your hand downwards :)

                        Two heads are better than one.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          May I direct you to this[^]?

                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Currently Unavailable There must be a lot of hairy 40+ year old men out there.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            NormDroid
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                            Good answer :)

                            Two heads are better than one.

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                            • R R Giskard Reventlov

                              and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              Henry Minute
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                              digital man wrote:

                              Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

                              I resemble that remark!

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                May I direct you to this[^]?

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                Henry Minute
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                                How very interesting that 'Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought' lots of hair hygiene products and..... Subsonic Wii iiMotion Duo Gun Pack (Wii). Perhaps they were shortsighted as well as hairy and mistook the hairs for rabbits?

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  May I direct you to this[^]?

                                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                    Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.

                                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Sorry, you'll have to speak up, I have a lot of hair in my ears.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.

                                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      It does, but the nose hair clipper tickles - or so I've heard.

                                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        LittleYellowBird
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                                        Are you suggesting that the Humber Bridge is supported by cable made of woven nasal hair? Yuk! :omg:

                                        Ali

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          May I direct you to this[^]?

                                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          Baconbutty
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                                          Not as much fun as inflicting great pain and tearfulness in your nasal passges though. Unless the clipper gets stuck on one and yanks it out - now that DOES hurt! If I can't be bothered to reach into the cabinet I use the sideburn trimmer while I'm getting shaved in a morning and try in some half-arsed way to clip them out.

                                          He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!

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