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  • D Dalek Dave

    I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Pete OHanlon
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    May I direct you to this[^]?

    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      Santa is fictional? :((

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      hairy_hats
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      Shhh! Not KSS information!

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      • N NormDroid

        Why when you pull a nose hair does your head follow your hand downwards :)

        Two heads are better than one.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          May I direct you to this[^]?

          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          Dalek Dave
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          Currently Unavailable There must be a lot of hairy 40+ year old men out there.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            NormDroid
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            Good answer :)

            Two heads are better than one.

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            • R R Giskard Reventlov

              and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              Henry Minute
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              digital man wrote:

              Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

              I resemble that remark!

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                May I direct you to this[^]?

                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                Henry Minute
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                How very interesting that 'Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought' lots of hair hygiene products and..... Subsonic Wii iiMotion Duo Gun Pack (Wii). Perhaps they were shortsighted as well as hairy and mistook the hairs for rabbits?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  May I direct you to this[^]?

                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Sorry, you'll have to speak up, I have a lot of hair in my ears.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      It does, but the nose hair clipper tickles - or so I've heard.

                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        LittleYellowBird
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                        Are you suggesting that the Humber Bridge is supported by cable made of woven nasal hair? Yuk! :omg:

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          May I direct you to this[^]?

                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Baconbutty
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                          Not as much fun as inflicting great pain and tearfulness in your nasal passges though. Unless the clipper gets stuck on one and yanks it out - now that DOES hurt! If I can't be bothered to reach into the cabinet I use the sideburn trimmer while I'm getting shaved in a morning and try in some half-arsed way to clip them out.

                          He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!

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                            Not as much fun as inflicting great pain and tearfulness in your nasal passges though. Unless the clipper gets stuck on one and yanks it out - now that DOES hurt! If I can't be bothered to reach into the cabinet I use the sideburn trimmer while I'm getting shaved in a morning and try in some half-arsed way to clip them out.

                            He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!

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                            R Giskard Reventlov
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                            I know someone who bought a pair of nasal hair trimming scissors. He told me they work really well as long as you don't slip!

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              I know someone who bought a pair of nasal hair trimming scissors. He told me they work really well as long as you don't slip!

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              You could go here[^] but I think that is taking male grooming a step too far.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                You could go here[^] but I think that is taking male grooming a step too far.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                R Giskard Reventlov
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                                Sack, back and crack, sir? X|

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                  Sack, back and crack, sir? X|

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Something for your weak end sir?

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    You could go here[^] but I think that is taking male grooming a step too far.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Just send the trimmings here[^].

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Something for your weak end sir?

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                                      Bugger that!

                                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Just send the trimmings here[^].

                                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        well spotted!

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          Abhinav S
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                                          This post was truly hair-raising!

                                          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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