Hair
-
Doesn't work. Apparently. So I've heard.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
It does, but the nose hair clipper tickles - or so I've heard.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
-
Because nasal hairs are not made of keratin, like all other hair, but is composed of the same cable that holds up the Humber Bridge.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Are you suggesting that the Humber Bridge is supported by cable made of woven nasal hair? Yuk! :omg:
Ali
-
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Not as much fun as inflicting great pain and tearfulness in your nasal passges though. Unless the clipper gets stuck on one and yanks it out - now that DOES hurt! If I can't be bothered to reach into the cabinet I use the sideburn trimmer while I'm getting shaved in a morning and try in some half-arsed way to clip them out.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
-
Not as much fun as inflicting great pain and tearfulness in your nasal passges though. Unless the clipper gets stuck on one and yanks it out - now that DOES hurt! If I can't be bothered to reach into the cabinet I use the sideburn trimmer while I'm getting shaved in a morning and try in some half-arsed way to clip them out.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
I know someone who bought a pair of nasal hair trimming scissors. He told me they work really well as long as you don't slip!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
-
I know someone who bought a pair of nasal hair trimming scissors. He told me they work really well as long as you don't slip!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
-
Sack, back and crack, sir? X|
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
-
Sack, back and crack, sir? X|
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
-
-
Bugger that!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
-
-
I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
-
This post was truly hair-raising!
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
-
I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
-
I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
-
digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face
Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
You forgot Merlin
xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition -
You forgot Merlin
xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition -
I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places
Two ideas: 1. It's your body's way of dealing with 40 years of toxicity. 2. It's a genetic timing thing, to ensure that younger, sexier men than you, ummm, get the goods Marc
-
Dalek Dave wrote:
What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places
Two ideas: 1. It's your body's way of dealing with 40 years of toxicity. 2. It's a genetic timing thing, to ensure that younger, sexier men than you, ummm, get the goods Marc
-
digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face
Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Hey I am completely trustworthy! You want to by a bridge?
-
Hey I am completely trustworthy! You want to by a bridge?
