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  • D Dalek Dave

    You could go here[^] but I think that is taking male grooming a step too far.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Sack, back and crack, sir? X|

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Sack, back and crack, sir? X|

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Dalek Dave
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      Something for your weak end sir?

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      • D Dalek Dave

        You could go here[^] but I think that is taking male grooming a step too far.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        OriginalGriff
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        Just send the trimmings here[^].

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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        • D Dalek Dave

          Something for your weak end sir?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Bugger that!

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            Just send the trimmings here[^].

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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            Dalek Dave
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            well spotted!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              Abhinav S
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              This post was truly hair-raising!

              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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              • A Abhinav S

                This post was truly hair-raising!

                The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                Dalek Dave
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                It was a close shave!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  Slacker007
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                  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    Eaverae
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                    TMI...

                    "My personality is not represented by my hometown."

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      digital man wrote:

                      Never trust a man with hair on his face

                      Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      leppie
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                      You forgot Merlin

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                      • L leppie

                        You forgot Merlin

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        oops.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Marc Clifton
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places

                          Two ideas: 1. It's your body's way of dealing with 40 years of toxicity. 2. It's a genetic timing thing, to ensure that younger, sexier men than you, ummm, get the goods Marc

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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places

                            Two ideas: 1. It's your body's way of dealing with 40 years of toxicity. 2. It's a genetic timing thing, to ensure that younger, sexier men than you, ummm, get the goods Marc

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            1. possible 2) evolutionarily unlikely. Possibly... 3)Ageing body functions need protection.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              digital man wrote:

                              Never trust a man with hair on his face

                              Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              Corporal Agarn
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                              Hey I am completely trustworthy! You want to by a bridge?

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                                Hey I am completely trustworthy! You want to by a bridge?

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Then why are you posting from a Solitary Confinement Cell in a Maximum Security prison? :)

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                  Bugger that!

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                  Corporal Agarn
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                                  digital man wrote:

                                  Bugger that!

                                  Is that Kid Brother Safe? :laugh:

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                                  • D Dalek Dave
                                    1. possible 2) evolutionarily unlikely. Possibly... 3)Ageing body functions need protection.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Marc Clifton
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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    3)Ageing body functions need protection.

                                    I always thought it was because aging body functions need more lubrication. ;) Marc

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Then why are you posting from a Solitary Confinement Cell in a Maximum Security prison? :)

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Corporal Agarn
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                                      shhhhhh:suss:

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                                      • M Marc Clifton

                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        3)Ageing body functions need protection.

                                        I always thought it was because aging body functions need more lubrication. ;) Marc

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        I bow to your superiour knowledge Oh Venerable One.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Did you turn inside out?

                                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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