Hair
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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This post was truly hair-raising!
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face
Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
You forgot Merlin
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IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
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You forgot Merlin
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IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition -
I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places
Two ideas: 1. It's your body's way of dealing with 40 years of toxicity. 2. It's a genetic timing thing, to ensure that younger, sexier men than you, ummm, get the goods Marc
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places
Two ideas: 1. It's your body's way of dealing with 40 years of toxicity. 2. It's a genetic timing thing, to ensure that younger, sexier men than you, ummm, get the goods Marc
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digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face
Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Hey I am completely trustworthy! You want to by a bridge?
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Hey I am completely trustworthy! You want to by a bridge?
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Bugger that!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
Bugger that!
Is that Kid Brother Safe? :laugh:
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Dalek Dave wrote:
3)Ageing body functions need protection.
I always thought it was because aging body functions need more lubrication. ;) Marc
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shhhhhh:suss:
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Dalek Dave wrote:
3)Ageing body functions need protection.
I always thought it was because aging body functions need more lubrication. ;) Marc
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!
Nuh-uh. The main reason for growing a beard is that spending two minutes a day shaving is wasting time that could be spent doing something productive. The missus trims my beard for me every few weeks. It takes 5-10 minutes -- which are not wasted, because I spend them productively looking at her... ... From an interesting and educational angle.
digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with cultivated, preened hair on his face: he's got something to hide a lazy, inefficient ****er, who spends more time on looking good than on being any good!
That's much more like it.
Line up a bunch of men with beards, and play Spot the Marketing Cretin.
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I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
May I direct you to this
It's not programmable, so I'm not interested.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!
Nuh-uh. The main reason for growing a beard is that spending two minutes a day shaving is wasting time that could be spent doing something productive. The missus trims my beard for me every few weeks. It takes 5-10 minutes -- which are not wasted, because I spend them productively looking at her... ... From an interesting and educational angle.
digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with cultivated, preened hair on his face: he's got something to hide a lazy, inefficient ****er, who spends more time on looking good than on being any good!
That's much more like it.
Line up a bunch of men with beards, and play Spot the Marketing Cretin.
Mark Wallace wrote:
Never trust a man with cultivated, preened hair on his face: he's got something to hide a lazy, inefficient ****er, who spends more time on looking good than on being any good!
I can live with that. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
My personnel belief is that all hair roots have a amount of hair to produce during your life, but your body can only support so much hair growth at any time, so for most of your life the head etc gets the production, but as you get older these slow down, the nose etc think "here my chance" and goes into overdrive. (also explains hair growth after death - its roots that didnt make the quota)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
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digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!
Nuh-uh. The main reason for growing a beard is that spending two minutes a day shaving is wasting time that could be spent doing something productive. The missus trims my beard for me every few weeks. It takes 5-10 minutes -- which are not wasted, because I spend them productively looking at her... ... From an interesting and educational angle.
digital man wrote:
Never trust a man with cultivated, preened hair on his face: he's got something to hide a lazy, inefficient ****er, who spends more time on looking good than on being any good!
That's much more like it.
Line up a bunch of men with beards, and play Spot the Marketing Cretin.