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  • D Dalek Dave

    I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Slacker007
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    • D Dalek Dave

      I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      Eaverae
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      TMI...

      "My personality is not represented by my hometown."

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      • D Dalek Dave

        digital man wrote:

        Never trust a man with hair on his face

        Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        leppie
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        You forgot Merlin

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        • L leppie

          You forgot Merlin

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          Dalek Dave
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          oops.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Marc Clifton
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places

            Two ideas: 1. It's your body's way of dealing with 40 years of toxicity. 2. It's a genetic timing thing, to ensure that younger, sexier men than you, ummm, get the goods Marc

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places

              Two ideas: 1. It's your body's way of dealing with 40 years of toxicity. 2. It's a genetic timing thing, to ensure that younger, sexier men than you, ummm, get the goods Marc

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              Dalek Dave
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              1. possible 2) evolutionarily unlikely. Possibly... 3)Ageing body functions need protection.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              • D Dalek Dave

                digital man wrote:

                Never trust a man with hair on his face

                Santa Gandalf Jesus Dumbledore All untrustworthy and fictional!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                Corporal Agarn
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                Hey I am completely trustworthy! You want to by a bridge?

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                • C Corporal Agarn

                  Hey I am completely trustworthy! You want to by a bridge?

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Then why are you posting from a Solitary Confinement Cell in a Maximum Security prison? :)

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    Bugger that!

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    digital man wrote:

                    Bugger that!

                    Is that Kid Brother Safe? :laugh:

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                    • D Dalek Dave
                      1. possible 2) evolutionarily unlikely. Possibly... 3)Ageing body functions need protection.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Marc Clifton
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      3)Ageing body functions need protection.

                      I always thought it was because aging body functions need more lubrication. ;) Marc

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Then why are you posting from a Solitary Confinement Cell in a Maximum Security prison? :)

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        Corporal Agarn
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                        shhhhhh:suss:

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                        • M Marc Clifton

                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          3)Ageing body functions need protection.

                          I always thought it was because aging body functions need more lubrication. ;) Marc

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          I bow to your superiour knowledge Oh Venerable One.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Lost User
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                            Did you turn inside out?

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                            • R R Giskard Reventlov

                              and why the hell did Riker[^] grow a beard??? Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              digital man wrote:

                              Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

                              Nuh-uh. The main reason for growing a beard is that spending two minutes a day shaving is wasting time that could be spent doing something productive. The missus trims my beard for me every few weeks. It takes 5-10 minutes -- which are not wasted, because I spend them productively looking at her... ... From an interesting and educational angle.

                              digital man wrote:

                              Never trust a man with cultivated, preened hair on his face: he's got something to hide a lazy, inefficient ****er, who spends more time on looking good than on being any good!

                              That's much more like it.

                              Line up a bunch of men with beards, and play Spot the Marketing Cretin.

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                                May I direct you to this[^]?

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                May I direct you to this

                                It's not programmable, so I'm not interested.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • M Mark_Wallace

                                  digital man wrote:

                                  Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

                                  Nuh-uh. The main reason for growing a beard is that spending two minutes a day shaving is wasting time that could be spent doing something productive. The missus trims my beard for me every few weeks. It takes 5-10 minutes -- which are not wasted, because I spend them productively looking at her... ... From an interesting and educational angle.

                                  digital man wrote:

                                  Never trust a man with cultivated, preened hair on his face: he's got something to hide a lazy, inefficient ****er, who spends more time on looking good than on being any good!

                                  That's much more like it.

                                  Line up a bunch of men with beards, and play Spot the Marketing Cretin.

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  Mark Wallace wrote:

                                  Never trust a man with cultivated, preened hair on his face: he's got something to hide a lazy, inefficient ****er, who spends more time on looking good than on being any good!

                                  I can live with that. :-)

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    I have just had a sneezing fit brought on by plucking the longest hair in the world from my left nostril. (I am sure it was connected to my arse). What I want to know is why, when you hit about 40, your body decides that you are not hairy enough and sprouts lots of the stuff in unexpected places (Nose, Ears, etc).

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                    My personnel belief is that all hair roots have a amount of hair to produce during your life, but your body can only support so much hair growth at any time, so for most of your life the head etc gets the production, but as you get older these slow down, the nose etc think "here my chance" and goes into overdrive. (also explains hair growth after death - its roots that didnt make the quota)

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                    • M Mark_Wallace

                                      digital man wrote:

                                      Never trust a man with hair on his face: he's got something to hide!

                                      Nuh-uh. The main reason for growing a beard is that spending two minutes a day shaving is wasting time that could be spent doing something productive. The missus trims my beard for me every few weeks. It takes 5-10 minutes -- which are not wasted, because I spend them productively looking at her... ... From an interesting and educational angle.

                                      digital man wrote:

                                      Never trust a man with cultivated, preened hair on his face: he's got something to hide a lazy, inefficient ****er, who spends more time on looking good than on being any good!

                                      That's much more like it.

                                      Line up a bunch of men with beards, and play Spot the Marketing Cretin.

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Mark Wallace wrote:

                                      The missus trims my beard for me every few weeks

                                      Do you trim hers?

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Mark Wallace wrote:

                                        The missus trims my beard for me every few weeks

                                        Do you trim hers?

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        Do you trim hers?

                                        What we do in the privacy of our orgy chamber is absolutely none of your business.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                          Santa is fictional? :((

                                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                          Todd Smith
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                                          digital man wrote:

                                          Santa is fictional?

                                          No. He shows up in the malls every year to make small children cry.

                                          Todd Smith

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