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    Adriaan Davel
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    A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

    ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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      A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

      ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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      peterchen
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      It's not working.

      Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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        It's not working.

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        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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        Yeah it is. Get yourself a working TSQL parser!

        -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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          Yeah it is. Get yourself a working TSQL parser!

          -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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          I was watching our local multicultural channel last night. Saw a Swedish movie from 2008 about a group of blokes starting Sweden's Men's Synchronised Swimming team, when I was watching the credits at the end I was expecting to see your name there.

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            I was watching our local multicultural channel last night. Saw a Swedish movie from 2008 about a group of blokes starting Sweden's Men's Synchronised Swimming team, when I was watching the credits at the end I was expecting to see your name there.

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            Roger Wright
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            I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team, so put me on the list.

            Will Rogers never met me.

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              A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

              ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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              Abhinav S
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              Adriaan Davel wrote:

              A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

              The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.

              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                I was watching our local multicultural channel last night. Saw a Swedish movie from 2008 about a group of blokes starting Sweden's Men's Synchronised Swimming team, when I was watching the credits at the end I was expecting to see your name there.

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                I was in the other group. The ballet group!

                -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                  I was in the other group. The ballet group!

                  -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                  Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                  I was in the other group. The ballet group!

                  Nah, they were playing floorball. I have no fucking idea what that is as by the time my channel flicking made it to the movie the floorball team was already into the Synchronised Swimming team.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team, so put me on the list.

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Roger Wright wrote:

                    I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team

                    Well, if you're in the mood for picking up bar bills, why not start at home? I'm sure DD would be appreciative.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Adriaan Davel wrote:

                      A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

                      The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.

                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Abhinav S wrote:

                      The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.

                      ... Which took twice as long as it could have, because the menu didn't have an index.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Abhinav S wrote:

                        The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.

                        ... Which took twice as long as it could have, because the menu didn't have an index.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Electron Shepherd
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                        Mark Wallace wrote:

                        the menu didn't have an index

                        In that case, surely it would have not looked at the menu, but just scanned the table.

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                          Mark Wallace wrote:

                          the menu didn't have an index

                          In that case, surely it would have not looked at the menu, but just scanned the table.

                          Server and Network Monitoring

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          Or just look at the key items on other tables.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            Roger Wright wrote:

                            I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team

                            Well, if you're in the mood for picking up bar bills, why not start at home? I'm sure DD would be appreciative.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Sure would!

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                              A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

                              ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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                              Joan M
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                              Adriaan Davel wrote:

                              'Can I join you?'

                              I don't know if this can be considered a programming question or not :laugh: Anyway... 5!

                              [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

                              https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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                                Adriaan Davel wrote:

                                'Can I join you?'

                                I don't know if this can be considered a programming question or not :laugh: Anyway... 5!

                                [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                                Corporal Agarn
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                                :laugh:

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                                  A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

                                  ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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                                    A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

                                    ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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                                    AspDotNetDev
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                                    Where did you hear that joke? It's the top 1 I've seen in the Lounge for a while. I shall update my joke list and make a point to insert it into conversation at my next party.

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                                      Or just look at the key items on other tables.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Abhinav S
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                                      I think this thread is getting too clustered and needs a unique identifier.

                                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                        I think this thread is getting too clustered and needs a unique identifier.

                                        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        You want to filter only the interesting messages? You'll have as much luck trying to select stars from a soap opera.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          You want to filter only the interesting messages? You'll have as much luck trying to select stars from a soap opera.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Abhinav S
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                                          I give up. I was only trying to normalize things but it appears to have triggered off in another direction.

                                          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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