SQL Query
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Adriaan Davel wrote:
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'
The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.
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Abhinav S wrote:
The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.
... Which took twice as long as it could have, because the menu didn't have an index.
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I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team, so put me on the list.
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Roger Wright wrote:
I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team
Well, if you're in the mood for picking up bar bills, why not start at home? I'm sure DD would be appreciative.
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Abhinav S wrote:
The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.
... Which took twice as long as it could have, because the menu didn't have an index.
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Mark Wallace wrote:
the menu didn't have an index
In that case, surely it would have not looked at the menu, but just scanned the table.
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Mark Wallace wrote:
the menu didn't have an index
In that case, surely it would have not looked at the menu, but just scanned the table.
Or just look at the key items on other tables.
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Roger Wright wrote:
I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team
Well, if you're in the mood for picking up bar bills, why not start at home? I'm sure DD would be appreciative.
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SQL querywalks into a bar and sees twotables. He walks up to them and says 'Can Ijoinyou?'____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave
Adriaan Davel wrote:
'Can I join you?'
I don't know if this can be considered a programming question or not :laugh: Anyway... 5!
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Adriaan Davel wrote:
'Can I join you?'
I don't know if this can be considered a programming question or not :laugh: Anyway... 5!
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:laugh:
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SQL querywalks into a bar and sees twotables. He walks up to them and says 'Can Ijoinyou?'____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave
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SQL querywalks into a bar and sees twotables. He walks up to them and says 'Can Ijoinyou?'____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave
Where did you hear that joke? It's the top 1 I've seen in the Lounge for a while. I shall update my joke list and make a point to insert it into conversation at my next party.
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Or just look at the key items on other tables.
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I think this thread is getting too clustered and needs a unique identifier.
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I think this thread is getting too clustered and needs a unique identifier.
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You want to filter only the interesting messages? You'll have as much luck trying to select stars from a soap opera.
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You want to filter only the interesting messages? You'll have as much luck trying to select stars from a soap opera.
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I give up. I was only trying to normalize things but it appears to have triggered off in another direction.
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SQL querywalks into a bar and sees twotables. He walks up to them and says 'Can Ijoinyou?'____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave
as Triger see the query talk to table ... it become angry and it delete table data..