SQL Query

Jorgen Sigvardsson

Yeah it is. Get yourself a working TSQL parser!

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Lost User

I was watching our local multicultural channel last night. Saw a Swedish movie from 2008 about a group of blokes starting Sweden's Men's Synchronised Swimming team, when I was watching the credits at the end I was expecting to see your name there.

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Roger Wright

I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team, so put me on the list.

Will Rogers never met me.

Abhinav S

Adriaan Davel wrote:

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.

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Jorgen Sigvardsson

I was in the other group. The ballet group!

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Lost User

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

I was in the other group. The ballet group!

Nah, they were playing floorball. I have no fucking idea what that is as by the time my channel flicking made it to the movie the floorball team was already into the Synchronised Swimming team.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Mark_Wallace

Roger Wright wrote:

I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team

Well, if you're in the mood for picking up bar bills, why not start at home? I'm sure DD would be appreciative.

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Mark_Wallace

Abhinav S wrote:

The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.

... Which took twice as long as it could have, because the menu didn't have an index.

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Electron Shepherd

Mark Wallace wrote:

the menu didn't have an index

In that case, surely it would have not looked at the menu, but just scanned the table.

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Mark_Wallace

Or just look at the key items on other tables.

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Dalek Dave

Sure would!

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Joan M

Adriaan Davel wrote:

'Can I join you?'

I don't know if this can be considered a programming question or not :laugh: Anyway... 5!

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Corporal Agarn

:laugh:

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AspDotNetDev

Where did you hear that joke? It's the top 1 I've seen in the Lounge for a while. I shall update my joke list and make a point to insert it into conversation at my next party.

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Abhinav S

I think this thread is getting too clustered and needs a unique identifier.

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Mark_Wallace

You want to filter only the interesting messages? You'll have as much luck trying to select stars from a soap opera.

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Abhinav S

I give up. I was only trying to normalize things but it appears to have triggered off in another direction.

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keyur soni

as Triger see the query talk to table ... it become angry and it delete table data..