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  • D Dalek Dave

    I sat in the bough of a tree and thought it was a bit rough, but the dough I made through nought but hard work was enough. Funny thing pronunciation.

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    hairy_hats
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    Exactly! English has enough mad pronunciations without introducing more inconsistencies.

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    • H Henry Minute

      Quarks seem to be unexcited about the results of the latest experiments at the LHC[^].

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      Maximilien
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      hhmmmm cheese[^]!!! :cool:

      Watched code never compiles.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I know, but that is only allowed if you have ever read it! (Which you haven't, because it is virtually unreadable). :)

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        hairy_hats
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        The fact that quark is an internal rhyme for Mark in the first line clearly indicates it also rhymes with Dark!

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Do you say Quark rhymes with Dark or Quark rhymes with Fork?

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          Henry Minute
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          I've always been a dark person, never even considered an alternative. May The Farce be with you. :)

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          • H hairy_hats

            The fact that quark is an internal rhyme for Mark in the first line clearly indicates it also rhymes with Dark!

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            Dalek Dave
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            So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I know, but that is only allowed if you have ever read it! (Which you haven't, because it is virtually unreadable). :)

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              soap brain
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              Ever read James Joyce's 'love letters'? If you haven't, don't. X|

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              • S soap brain

                Ever read James Joyce's 'love letters'? If you haven't, don't. X|

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                Dalek Dave
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                Not reading James Joyce has been a life long pleasure.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Not reading James Joyce has been a life long pleasure.

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                  hairy_hats
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                  :laugh:

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    hairy_hats
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                    Nope, but Mark and Quark are used as an internal rhyme so they sound the same*! * - apart from the initial M and QU, before you say it! ;P

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Luc Pattyn
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

                      No, unless Mork is a dork. :)

                      Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

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                      • M Maximilien

                        hhmmmm cheese[^]!!! :cool:

                        Watched code never compiles.

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                        Henry Minute
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                        Don't tell Mustafa.

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I know, but that is only allowed if you have ever read it! (Which you haven't, because it is virtually unreadable). :)

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          peterchen
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                          All I can say is I tried, hard. Trying it in English at the first go maybe wasn't the best idea after all.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I too, fork.

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                            R Giskard Reventlov
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                            Why? I can see no logical reason to pronounce it in that way: the 'a' would indicate 'ark' rather than 'ork' (irrespective of other peculiarities that have gotten thrown up here).

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                            • M Maximilien

                              hhmmmm cheese[^]!!! :cool:

                              Watched code never compiles.

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              Ah yes, I believe they make that at Fermentlab.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Do you say Quark rhymes with Dark or Quark rhymes with Fork?

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                Lost User
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                                Join the Dork side just isn't right.

                                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                • A AlphaMatrix

                                  Three quarks for Muster Mark! Sure he has not got much of a bark And sure any he has it's all beside the mark. —James Joyce, Finnegans Wake

                                  "I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant."

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                                  ...but Murray Gell-Mann, who first coined the word in this use said: I employed the sound "quork" for several weeks in 1963 before noticing "quark" in "Finnegans Wake", which I had perused from time to time since it appeared in 1939... The allusion to three quarks seemed perfect... I needed an excuse for retaining the pronunciation quork despite the occurrence of "Mark", "bark", "mark", and so forth in Finnegans Wake. I found that excuse by supposing that one ingredient of the line "Three quarks for Muster Mark" was a cry of "Three quarts for Mister…" heard in H. C. Earwicker’s pub. As he was obviously in an establishment that sold beer, he was clearly as intellectual as a developer, and therefore could not possibly be wrong.

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    I too, fork.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Joe Simes
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                                    It is kwahrk not kwork! Don't you watch ST:DS9? :-D

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                                    • L Luc Pattyn

                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

                                      No, unless Mork is a dork. :)

                                      Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

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                                      Joe Simes
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                                      Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                      No, unless Mork is a dork.

                                      What about Mindy? Pork perhaps?

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                                      • J Joe Simes

                                        Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                        No, unless Mork is a dork.

                                        What about Mindy? Pork perhaps?

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Yeah, I would.

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Do you say Quark rhymes with Dark or Quark rhymes with Fork?

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          NeverHeardOfMe
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                                          A quark is the sound made by a well-bred duck.

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