Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Meh! Say Quarks.

Meh! Say Quarks.

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
htmlcomquestion
28 Posts 15 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • H Henry Minute

    Quarks seem to be unexcited about the results of the latest experiments at the LHC[^].

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

    M Offline
    M Offline
    Maximilien
    wrote on last edited by
    #10

    hhmmmm cheese[^]!!! :cool:

    Watched code never compiles.

    H A 2 Replies Last reply
    0
    • D Dalek Dave

      I know, but that is only allowed if you have ever read it! (Which you haven't, because it is virtually unreadable). :)

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

      H Offline
      H Offline
      hairy_hats
      wrote on last edited by
      #11

      The fact that quark is an internal rhyme for Mark in the first line clearly indicates it also rhymes with Dark!

      D 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • D Dalek Dave

        Do you say Quark rhymes with Dark or Quark rhymes with Fork?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

        H Offline
        H Offline
        Henry Minute
        wrote on last edited by
        #12

        I've always been a dark person, never even considered an alternative. May The Farce be with you. :)

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • H hairy_hats

          The fact that quark is an internal rhyme for Mark in the first line clearly indicates it also rhymes with Dark!

          D Offline
          D Offline
          Dalek Dave
          wrote on last edited by
          #13

          So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

          H L 2 Replies Last reply
          0
          • D Dalek Dave

            I know, but that is only allowed if you have ever read it! (Which you haven't, because it is virtually unreadable). :)

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

            S Offline
            S Offline
            soap brain
            wrote on last edited by
            #14

            Ever read James Joyce's 'love letters'? If you haven't, don't. X|

            D 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • S soap brain

              Ever read James Joyce's 'love letters'? If you haven't, don't. X|

              D Offline
              D Offline
              Dalek Dave
              wrote on last edited by
              #15

              Not reading James Joyce has been a life long pleasure.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

              H 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • D Dalek Dave

                Not reading James Joyce has been a life long pleasure.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                H Offline
                H Offline
                hairy_hats
                wrote on last edited by
                #16

                :laugh:

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • D Dalek Dave

                  So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                  H Offline
                  H Offline
                  hairy_hats
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #17

                  Nope, but Mark and Quark are used as an internal rhyme so they sound the same*! * - apart from the initial M and QU, before you say it! ;P

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • D Dalek Dave

                    So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                    L Offline
                    L Offline
                    Luc Pattyn
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #18

                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

                    No, unless Mork is a dork. :)

                    Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                    Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, and improve readability.

                    J 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • M Maximilien

                      hhmmmm cheese[^]!!! :cool:

                      Watched code never compiles.

                      H Offline
                      H Offline
                      Henry Minute
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #19

                      Don't tell Mustafa.

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I know, but that is only allowed if you have ever read it! (Which you haven't, because it is virtually unreadable). :)

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                        P Offline
                        P Offline
                        peterchen
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #20

                        All I can say is I tried, hard. Trying it in English at the first go maybe wasn't the best idea after all.

                        Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                        | FoldWithUs! | sighist | WhoIncludes - Analyzing C++ include file hierarchy

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I too, fork.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                          R Offline
                          R Offline
                          R Giskard Reventlov
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #21

                          Why? I can see no logical reason to pronounce it in that way: the 'a' would indicate 'ark' rather than 'ork' (irrespective of other peculiarities that have gotten thrown up here).

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • M Maximilien

                            hhmmmm cheese[^]!!! :cool:

                            Watched code never compiles.

                            A Offline
                            A Offline
                            AspDotNetDev
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #22

                            Ah yes, I believe they make that at Fermentlab.

                            [Forum Guidelines]

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Do you say Quark rhymes with Dark or Quark rhymes with Fork?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                              L Offline
                              L Offline
                              Lost User
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #23

                              Join the Dork side just isn't right.

                              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • A AlphaMatrix

                                Three quarks for Muster Mark! Sure he has not got much of a bark And sure any he has it's all beside the mark. —James Joyce, Finnegans Wake

                                "I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant."

                                C Offline
                                C Offline
                                Chris C B
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #24

                                ...but Murray Gell-Mann, who first coined the word in this use said: I employed the sound "quork" for several weeks in 1963 before noticing "quark" in "Finnegans Wake", which I had perused from time to time since it appeared in 1939... The allusion to three quarks seemed perfect... I needed an excuse for retaining the pronunciation quork despite the occurrence of "Mark", "bark", "mark", and so forth in Finnegans Wake. I found that excuse by supposing that one ingredient of the line "Three quarks for Muster Mark" was a cry of "Three quarts for Mister…" heard in H. C. Earwicker’s pub. As he was obviously in an establishment that sold beer, he was clearly as intellectual as a developer, and therefore could not possibly be wrong.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  I too, fork.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                                  J Offline
                                  J Offline
                                  Joe Simes
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #25

                                  It is kwahrk not kwork! Don't you watch ST:DS9? :-D

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • L Luc Pattyn

                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    So a Quart rhymes with Fart then?

                                    No, unless Mork is a dork. :)

                                    Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                                    Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, and improve readability.

                                    J Offline
                                    J Offline
                                    Joe Simes
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #26

                                    Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                    No, unless Mork is a dork.

                                    What about Mindy? Pork perhaps?

                                    D 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • J Joe Simes

                                      Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                      No, unless Mork is a dork.

                                      What about Mindy? Pork perhaps?

                                      D Offline
                                      D Offline
                                      Dalek Dave
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #27

                                      Yeah, I would.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Do you say Quark rhymes with Dark or Quark rhymes with Fork?

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                                        N Offline
                                        N Offline
                                        NeverHeardOfMe
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #28

                                        A quark is the sound made by a well-bred duck.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        Reply
                                        • Reply as topic
                                        Log in to reply
                                        • Oldest to Newest
                                        • Newest to Oldest
                                        • Most Votes


                                        • Login

                                        • Don't have an account? Register

                                        • Login or register to search.
                                        • First post
                                          Last post
                                        0
                                        • Categories
                                        • Recent
                                        • Tags
                                        • Popular
                                        • World
                                        • Users
                                        • Groups