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  • R RChin

    I see one normal guy, and a bunch of non-geek freaks. Whats the problem?


    I Dream of Absolute Zero

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    AspDotNetDev
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    Exactly. Never trust anybody who puts so much importance on grooming and dressing.

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    • D Dan Neely

      ... that they're not a windows shop. :laugh:

      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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      Jim Crafton
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      and hang by my fingernails that their IT director doesn't moonlight as a Victoria's Secret model!

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        Judah Himango wrote:

        a Slashdot commenter tricked me into clicking a tinyurl to Goatse

        Tricked you, eh? Sure it wasn't curiosity that killed the cat? If you like surprises, then check out 2 girls 1 cup.

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        Judah Gabriel Himango
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        LOL. This was ~10 years ago when URL shortening services were rather new. The post went something like this:

        The problem is, Microsoft is wrong about pushing XYZ before it stabilizes. [Long, whiny Slashdot rant here]

        I hovered over the link and saw "tinyurl". Without thinking twice, I clicked it...whammo, my horrified eyes beheld goatse. Innocence lost! :)

        Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
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          ... that they're not a windows shop. :laugh:

          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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          El Corazon
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          nor DoD shop.... They actually had to photoshop out my 3' ponytail just 'cause I made the top 10 VIP list for the contract.... :doh:

          _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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          • J Judah Gabriel Himango

            Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

            Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
            Judah Himango

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            Mladen Jankovic
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            ...

            [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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            • R RChin

              I see one normal guy, and a bunch of non-geek freaks. Whats the problem?


              I Dream of Absolute Zero

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              Nemanja Trifunovic
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              RChin wrote:

              Whats the problem?

              The problem is that the freaks made the normal guy wear a suite; luckily they didn't manage to cut his hair and beard.

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              • E El Corazon

                nor DoD shop.... They actually had to photoshop out my 3' ponytail just 'cause I made the top 10 VIP list for the contract.... :doh:

                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                Henry Minute
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                El Corazon wrote:

                They actually had to photoshop out my 3'

                Bragging again.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  El Corazon wrote:

                  They actually had to photoshop out my 3'

                  Bragging again.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  El Corazon
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                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  Bragging again.

                  :-D :-D I miss it.... I finally cut it off.... :sigh:

                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                  • E El Corazon

                    Henry Minute wrote:

                    Bragging again.

                    :-D :-D I miss it.... I finally cut it off.... :sigh:

                    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    Henry Minute
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                    OK El Bobbit. Understood.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    • M Mladen Jankovic

                      ...

                      [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                      Judah Gabriel Himango
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                      Repost of the repost warning[^]! Neener neener. :)

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                      modified on Friday, September 17, 2010 5:02 PM

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                      • E El Corazon

                        nor DoD shop.... They actually had to photoshop out my 3' ponytail just 'cause I made the top 10 VIP list for the contract.... :doh:

                        _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                        Dan Neely
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                        I think that says more about your management than anything else. I know several male cow-orkers with ponytails, although IIRC the longest is only about 18".

                        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          and hang by my fingernails that their IT director doesn't moonlight as a Victoria's Secret model!

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                          peterchen
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                          He might be a secret victoria model, though...

                          Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                            He might be a secret victoria model, though...

                            Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Well he does have nice hair I suppose, maybe a little coloring, some feathering...

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                            • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                              Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

                              Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                              Judah Himango

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                              "Paul Van Komen" "Gandalf".

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                              • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                                Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

                                Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                                Judah Himango

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                :-D

                                Regards, Nish


                                My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com (recently moved from web-host to wordpress)

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                                • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                                  Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

                                  Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                                  Judah Himango

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                                  Judah Himango wrote:

                                  Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy.

                                  And if successfully spot the IT guy, you can go on and Spot the Looney[^]

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                                  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                                    Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

                                    Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                                    Judah Himango

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                                    ian dennis 0
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                                    I prefer Michael Gould. He doesn't do anything! Absolutely nothing! I could do that job :)

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