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  • R RChin

    I see one normal guy, and a bunch of non-geek freaks. Whats the problem?


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    AspDotNetDev
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    Exactly. Never trust anybody who puts so much importance on grooming and dressing.

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    • A AspDotNetDev

      Judah Himango wrote:

      a Slashdot commenter tricked me into clicking a tinyurl to Goatse

      Tricked you, eh? Sure it wasn't curiosity that killed the cat? If you like surprises, then check out 2 girls 1 cup.

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      Judah Gabriel Himango
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      LOL. This was ~10 years ago when URL shortening services were rather new. The post went something like this:

      The problem is, Microsoft is wrong about pushing XYZ before it stabilizes. [Long, whiny Slashdot rant here]

      I hovered over the link and saw "tinyurl". Without thinking twice, I clicked it...whammo, my horrified eyes beheld goatse. Innocence lost! :)

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      • D Dan Neely

        ... that they're not a windows shop. :laugh:

        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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        El Corazon
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        nor DoD shop.... They actually had to photoshop out my 3' ponytail just 'cause I made the top 10 VIP list for the contract.... :doh:

        _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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        • J Judah Gabriel Himango

          Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

          Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
          Judah Himango

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          Mladen Jankovic
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          ...

          [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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          • R RChin

            I see one normal guy, and a bunch of non-geek freaks. Whats the problem?


            I Dream of Absolute Zero

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            Nemanja Trifunovic
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            RChin wrote:

            Whats the problem?

            The problem is that the freaks made the normal guy wear a suite; luckily they didn't manage to cut his hair and beard.

            utf8-cpp

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            • E El Corazon

              nor DoD shop.... They actually had to photoshop out my 3' ponytail just 'cause I made the top 10 VIP list for the contract.... :doh:

              _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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              Henry Minute
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              El Corazon wrote:

              They actually had to photoshop out my 3'

              Bragging again.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                El Corazon wrote:

                They actually had to photoshop out my 3'

                Bragging again.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                El Corazon
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                Henry Minute wrote:

                Bragging again.

                :-D :-D I miss it.... I finally cut it off.... :sigh:

                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                • E El Corazon

                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  Bragging again.

                  :-D :-D I miss it.... I finally cut it off.... :sigh:

                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                  Henry Minute
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                  OK El Bobbit. Understood.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  • M Mladen Jankovic

                    ...

                    [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                    Judah Gabriel Himango
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                    Repost of the repost warning[^]! Neener neener. :)

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                    modified on Friday, September 17, 2010 5:02 PM

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                    • E El Corazon

                      nor DoD shop.... They actually had to photoshop out my 3' ponytail just 'cause I made the top 10 VIP list for the contract.... :doh:

                      _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                      Dan Neely
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                      I think that says more about your management than anything else. I know several male cow-orkers with ponytails, although IIRC the longest is only about 18".

                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                      • J Jim Crafton

                        and hang by my fingernails that their IT director doesn't moonlight as a Victoria's Secret model!

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                        peterchen
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                        He might be a secret victoria model, though...

                        Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                        • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                          Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

                          Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                          Judah Himango

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                          Lost User
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                          "Paul Van Komen" "Gandalf".

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                            He might be a secret victoria model, though...

                            Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Well he does have nice hair I suppose, maybe a little coloring, some feathering...

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                            • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                              Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

                              Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                              Judah Himango

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              :-D

                              Regards, Nish


                              My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com (recently moved from web-host to wordpress)

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                              • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                                Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

                                Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                                Judah Himango

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                                Judah Himango wrote:

                                Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy.

                                And if successfully spot the IT guy, you can go on and Spot the Looney[^]

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                                • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                                  Thought you guys might get a kick out of this: Spot the IT guy. :) Hat tip: @sarajchips.

                                  Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                                  Judah Himango

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                                  ian dennis 0
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                                  I prefer Michael Gould. He doesn't do anything! Absolutely nothing! I could do that job :)

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