I have nothing to do

realJSOP

You could just paddle the primate...

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

federico strati

I'm not proficient enough in english to understand your proposal... (I'm italian) ;P I went for biting chips...

ricmil42

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.

federico strati

I'm not doing nothing, I do eat chips in the meanwhile, but I've no assignment so... I'm reading about Java EE, but there are too many acronyms in this jungle, anyone else feeling the same?

Chris Meech

Write Limericks[^]. There once was a woman from Horton, Who had two tits, a long 'un and a short 'un. If that weren't enough, She had a hairy old muff, That farted like a 650 Norton. :cool:

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

Nagy Vilmos

There once were two ladies from Birmingham, And this is the story converning 'em. They lifted the frock And diddled the clock, [KSS mode] Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em. But the Bishop was nobody's fool, As he'd been to a large public school. So he pulled down his britches And diddled those beaches [I hate KSS. don't you?] With his 10 inch eposciple tool. Now this did not worry those two And they sayd, as the Bishop withdrew: "The Vicar is qicker! And longer! And thicker! And faster and stronger than you!"

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

Mark_Wallace

Pick up a broom.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Caslen

A pretty young Irish lass Had falsies made out of brass in the wrong kind of weather she rubbed them together and lightening shot out of her a$$ Boom Boom!

Caslen

Neither have we as you can see...

Abhinav S

federico.strati wrote:

I have nothing to do.

Well then - you are at the right place!

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

realJSOP

Spank the monkey Strangle Mr. One Eye Hone the loner boner Grip it and rip it Beat off Be the master of your own domain Masterbate Jerk off Buff your love helmet In other words, waste time...

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

Tomz_KV

Figuring out nothing to do is something to do.

TOMZ_KV

Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

Click here[^]

If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Playing Star Craft II. Don't bother me, eh? Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

Henry Minute

Doing nothing is damned hard work! A skill that can only be truly mastered after decades of practice. If I can ever be arsed to get around to writing it, my forthcoming book 'Doing Nothing Unleashed' would be useful to you. In the mean time I suggest that you have a rest.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

Rob Grainger

Mustafa, Is the Vitamin D still helping? - if so I'll pass the tip along to a good friend. Regards Rob

Lost User

while(1); I mean, while one is around nothing else interesting, what follows almost stinks.

...byte till it megahertz...

AspDotNetDev

Or become a groom.

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Rutvik Dave

How come an IT guy (I assume as you are here) has nothing to do ? That's impossible. Computer / Internet / Movies / Books / Music / Coding / Surfing / Thinking... There are unlimited options, unless you are very plain and have nothing to do don't want to do anything... :-D

Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

Yes, quite a bit. Coupled with recurring B-12 shots (about once a month). Touch wood, my incidents have dropped dramatically and so have their severity. Luckily, I have the most benign type, Relapsing-Remitting. I wish your friend the best :rose: This thing is a proper [KSS Nazis at work]

If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Playing Star Craft II. Don't bother me, eh? Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

peterchen

get a house, or a girl.

Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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