I have nothing to do

[Abhinav S]

federico.strati wrote:

I have nothing to do.

Well then - you are at the right place!

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[realJSOP]

Spank the monkey Strangle Mr. One Eye Hone the loner boner Grip it and rip it Beat off Be the master of your own domain Masterbate Jerk off Buff your love helmet In other words, waste time...

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[Tomz_KV]

Figuring out nothing to do is something to do.

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[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

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[Henry Minute]

Doing nothing is damned hard work! A skill that can only be truly mastered after decades of practice. If I can ever be arsed to get around to writing it, my forthcoming book 'Doing Nothing Unleashed' would be useful to you. In the mean time I suggest that you have a rest.

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[Rob Grainger]

Mustafa, Is the Vitamin D still helping? - if so I'll pass the tip along to a good friend. Regards Rob

[Lost User]

while(1); I mean, while one is around nothing else interesting, what follows almost stinks.

...byte till it megahertz...

[AspDotNetDev]

Or become a groom.

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[Rutvik Dave]

How come an IT guy (I assume as you are here) has nothing to do ? That's impossible. Computer / Internet / Movies / Books / Music / Coding / Surfing / Thinking... There are unlimited options, unless you are very plain and have nothing to do don't want to do anything... :-D

[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

Yes, quite a bit. Coupled with recurring B-12 shots (about once a month). Touch wood, my incidents have dropped dramatically and so have their severity. Luckily, I have the most benign type, Relapsing-Remitting. I wish your friend the best :rose: This thing is a proper [KSS Nazis at work]

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[peterchen]

get a house, or a girl.

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Strangle Mr. One Eye

I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman. :D

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

Touch wood

JSOP said that already. :D

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[Abhinav S]

peterchen wrote:

get a house

Why would you want that?

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[Single Step Debugger]

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman.

You prefer to strangle a woman? Geez, and I’m using my real name in this forum!:~

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

That's hearsay. I only said I prefer a woman. Although I've met one or two that required a good asphyxiation. :)

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[Mark_Wallace]

Make her clean the room.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Joe Programm3r]

How about 'roughing up the suspect' better known as 'good cop bad cop'?

[CPallini]

'cause the girl. :rolleyes:

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[peterchen]

because with a house, there's always something to do :sigh:

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