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  • F federico strati

    I'm not proficient enough in english to understand your proposal... (I'm italian) ;P I went for biting chips...

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    realJSOP
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    Spank the monkey Strangle Mr. One Eye Hone the loner boner Grip it and rip it Beat off Be the master of your own domain Masterbate Jerk off Buff your love helmet In other words, waste time...

    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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    • F federico strati

      I have nothing to do. Suggestions are welcome on what to do when one has nothing to do. Cheers

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      Tomz_KV
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      Figuring out nothing to do is something to do.

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      • F federico strati

        I have nothing to do. Suggestions are welcome on what to do when one has nothing to do. Cheers

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        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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        Click here[^]

        If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Playing Star Craft II. Don't bother me, eh? Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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        • F federico strati

          I have nothing to do. Suggestions are welcome on what to do when one has nothing to do. Cheers

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          Henry Minute
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          Doing nothing is damned hard work! A skill that can only be truly mastered after decades of practice. If I can ever be arsed to get around to writing it, my forthcoming book 'Doing Nothing Unleashed' would be useful to you. In the mean time I suggest that you have a rest.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

            Click here[^]

            If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Playing Star Craft II. Don't bother me, eh? Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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            Rob Grainger
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            Mustafa, Is the Vitamin D still helping? - if so I'll pass the tip along to a good friend. Regards Rob

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            • F federico strati

              I have nothing to do. Suggestions are welcome on what to do when one has nothing to do. Cheers

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              Lost User
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              while(1); I mean, while one is around nothing else interesting, what follows almost stinks.

              ...byte till it megahertz...

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                Pick up a broom.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                AspDotNetDev
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                Or become a groom.

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                • F federico strati

                  I have nothing to do. Suggestions are welcome on what to do when one has nothing to do. Cheers

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                  Rutvik Dave
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                  How come an IT guy (I assume as you are here) has nothing to do ? That's impossible. Computer / Internet / Movies / Books / Music / Coding / Surfing / Thinking... There are unlimited options, unless you are very plain and have nothing to do don't want to do anything... :-D

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                  • R Rob Grainger

                    Mustafa, Is the Vitamin D still helping? - if so I'll pass the tip along to a good friend. Regards Rob

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                    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                    Yes, quite a bit. Coupled with recurring B-12 shots (about once a month). Touch wood, my incidents have dropped dramatically and so have their severity. Luckily, I have the most benign type, Relapsing-Remitting. I wish your friend the best :rose: This thing is a proper [KSS Nazis at work]

                    If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Playing Star Craft II. Don't bother me, eh? Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                    • F federico strati

                      I have nothing to do. Suggestions are welcome on what to do when one has nothing to do. Cheers

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                      peterchen
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                      get a house, or a girl.

                      Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        Spank the monkey Strangle Mr. One Eye Hone the loner boner Grip it and rip it Beat off Be the master of your own domain Masterbate Jerk off Buff your love helmet In other words, waste time...

                        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                        -----
                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                        Strangle Mr. One Eye

                        I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman. :D

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                        • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                          Yes, quite a bit. Coupled with recurring B-12 shots (about once a month). Touch wood, my incidents have dropped dramatically and so have their severity. Luckily, I have the most benign type, Relapsing-Remitting. I wish your friend the best :rose: This thing is a proper [KSS Nazis at work]

                          If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Playing Star Craft II. Don't bother me, eh? Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                          Touch wood

                          JSOP said that already. :D

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                          • P peterchen

                            get a house, or a girl.

                            Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                            Abhinav S
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                            peterchen wrote:

                            get a house

                            Why would you want that?

                            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              Strangle Mr. One Eye

                              I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman. :D

                              Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                              Single Step Debugger
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                              Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                              I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman.

                              You prefer to strangle a woman? Geez, and I’m using my real name in this forum!:~

                              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                                I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman.

                                You prefer to strangle a woman? Geez, and I’m using my real name in this forum!:~

                                The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                That's hearsay. I only said I prefer a woman. Although I've met one or two that required a good asphyxiation. :)

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                                  Or become a groom.

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Make her clean the room.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    You could just paddle the primate...

                                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                    -----
                                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                    Joe Programm3r
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                                    How about 'roughing up the suspect' better known as 'good cop bad cop'?

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                                    • A Abhinav S

                                      peterchen wrote:

                                      get a house

                                      Why would you want that?

                                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                      CPallini
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                                      'cause the girl. :rolleyes:

                                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                                        peterchen wrote:

                                        get a house

                                        Why would you want that?

                                        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                        peterchen
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                                        because with a house, there's always something to do :sigh:

                                        Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                                        • F federico strati

                                          I have nothing to do. Suggestions are welcome on what to do when one has nothing to do. Cheers

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                                          CPallini
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                                          For instance, you could start a silly thread in the Lounge. :)

                                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                          [My articles]

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