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  • R realJSOP

    Spank the monkey Strangle Mr. One Eye Hone the loner boner Grip it and rip it Beat off Be the master of your own domain Masterbate Jerk off Buff your love helmet In other words, waste time...

    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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    Bassam Abdul Baki
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    Strangle Mr. One Eye

    I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman. :D

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    • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

      Yes, quite a bit. Coupled with recurring B-12 shots (about once a month). Touch wood, my incidents have dropped dramatically and so have their severity. Luckily, I have the most benign type, Relapsing-Remitting. I wish your friend the best :rose: This thing is a proper [KSS Nazis at work]

      If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Playing Star Craft II. Don't bother me, eh? Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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      Bassam Abdul Baki
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      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

      Touch wood

      JSOP said that already. :D

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      • P peterchen

        get a house, or a girl.

        Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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        Abhinav S
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        peterchen wrote:

        get a house

        Why would you want that?

        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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        • B Bassam Abdul Baki

          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          Strangle Mr. One Eye

          I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman. :D

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          Single Step Debugger
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          Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

          I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman.

          You prefer to strangle a woman? Geez, and I’m using my real name in this forum!:~

          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

            I prefer "strangle the one-eyed snake". Actually, I prefer a woman.

            You prefer to strangle a woman? Geez, and I’m using my real name in this forum!:~

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            That's hearsay. I only said I prefer a woman. Although I've met one or two that required a good asphyxiation. :)

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            • A AspDotNetDev

              Or become a groom.

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Make her clean the room.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • R realJSOP

                You could just paddle the primate...

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                Joe Programm3r
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                How about 'roughing up the suspect' better known as 'good cop bad cop'?

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                • A Abhinav S

                  peterchen wrote:

                  get a house

                  Why would you want that?

                  The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                  CPallini
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                  'cause the girl. :rolleyes:

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                  • A Abhinav S

                    peterchen wrote:

                    get a house

                    Why would you want that?

                    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                    peterchen
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                    because with a house, there's always something to do :sigh:

                    Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                    • F federico strati

                      I have nothing to do. Suggestions are welcome on what to do when one has nothing to do. Cheers

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                      CPallini
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                      For instance, you could start a silly thread in the Lounge. :)

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                        That's hearsay. I only said I prefer a woman. Although I've met one or two that required a good asphyxiation. :)

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                        Garth J Lancaster
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                        only one or two (that required a good asphyxiation) ? .. please, feel free to come to my office (bit of a long hike to Australia I'll admit), I have a few you can asphyxiate if thats a service you offer !!! 'g'

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                          only one or two (that required a good asphyxiation) ? .. please, feel free to come to my office (bit of a long hike to Australia I'll admit), I have a few you can asphyxiate if thats a service you offer !!! 'g'

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                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                          Sorry, but wanting to do something is not the same as doing it. I'd prefer to stay out of jail. :D

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                          • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                            Sorry, but wanting to do something is not the same as doing it. I'd prefer to stay out of jail. :D

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                            Garth J Lancaster
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                            shucks :-) ... back to looking up 'hit-men' .. hmm, wonder if there's any Sicillians around - Carlo (Pallini) is a bit far north (?Rome) to be involved in horses-heads/hit-men ! cheers 'g'

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                            • C CPallini

                              'cause the girl. :rolleyes:

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                              [My articles]

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                              Abhinav S
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                              Why did I know somebody would reply with that. :)

                              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                              • A Abhinav S

                                Why did I know somebody would reply with that. :)

                                The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                CPallini
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                                You could perform better: you could easy guess that I would reply that. :-D

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                [My articles]

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