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  • H HimanshuJoshi

    The fight between bacon, liquid nitrogen and duct tape Bacon vs Liquid Nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen Duct tape vs Liquid nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen So Liquid nitrogen beats both bacon and Duct tape. My vote goes to Liquid Nitrogen.

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    Single Step Debugger
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    Okay, just gimme the remains of the Bacon after the battle is over.

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    • S Single Step Debugger

      These new paper build and duct taped frigates and battle cruisers don’t stand a chance against the good old Correlian stuff, they don’t make them like they used anymore. Full with cheap electronic knick-knacks, the pilot is talking with the computer instead of flying the ship, the gunners are pushing buttons instead of aiming the railguns, shields instead of armor, the Captain is getting orders from the computers instead of giving orders to his boys and the whole thing build in the New Beijing orbit shipyards from a cheap unmodified titanium loaded with a software from New New Delhi. Nah, give me old Correlian heavy frigate gimme a pilot from New New Jersey, mechanics from New Berlin and gunners from New Moscow and if I face even this new Allah Akbar class battle ships I’m gonna kick his fat ass from here to Omega Prime. Edit: Fixed plenty of typos and even more still there. :-D

      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      Ian Shlasko
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      Good thing urban development has done away with "lawns," (And other forms of non-patented vegetation) or else you'd be telling those damn kids to get off yours :)

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      • S Stefan Bogdan

        As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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        Pete OHanlon
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        The real reason is that we of the Illuminati speak a special language that, obviously, your puny mortal mind cannot comprehend. Sometimes the reality filter slips and Dalek Dave has to compensate with a particularly drunken rambling to throw Dan Brown off the scent. Now, tremble before our might.

        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

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        • R realJSOP

          Oranges.

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          • S Stefan Bogdan

            As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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            SalarSoft
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            Umm, I guess people come here when the mind stopped working after a busy day! This is The Lounge after all! :zzz:

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            • B Big Daddy Farang

              Duct tape solves one class of problems. There is another whole class of problems that needs WD-40 rather than duct tape.

              BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff

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              Soulus83
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              The wife would say..."Windex!" XD

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              • L Lost User

                A small off duty Checkosolvakian traffic warden.

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                emartinho
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                It's not raining here in Toronto.

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                  It's not raining here in Toronto.

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                  Dan Mos
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                  Indeed. The new Rx features are awsome. Couldn't agree more. :)

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                  • S Stefan Bogdan

                    As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                    Dan Neely
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                    e to the pi i plus one

                    3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                    • B Big Daddy Farang

                      Duct tape solves one class of problems. There is another whole class of problems that needs WD-40 rather than duct tape.

                      BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff

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                      ian dennis 0
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                      I thought it was 'duck tape'. Life has suddenly become so much less interesting!

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                        A small off duty Checkosolvakian traffic warden.

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        With a Scot juggling Chihauha.

                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

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                        • D Dan Neely

                          e to the pi i plus one

                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          Mmmmm. Pi.

                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                          • I ian dennis 0

                            I thought it was 'duck tape'. Life has suddenly become so much less interesting!

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                            Gregory Gadow
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                            Ok, the duck is taped[^] Now what?

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                              Ok, the duck is taped[^] Now what?

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                              ian dennis 0
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                              See? I *knew* it was "duck tape" !!

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                              • J Jim Crafton

                                Actually if you're using the Zergonian model ZX-104678A then you can't do that! re-routing the flow will cause a transient temporal vortex, interrupting the bose-einstein condensate flux, and resulting in an inverted feedback loop. Quantum instability at this point will cause abnormal superpositions which prevent the replicators from binding at their E1 junction points. Please take a look at Appendix D, section IV, where it describes how to properly transition between the newer models and the older ZX-10XXXXX series.

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                                Tom Delany
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                                "It's the main junction circuitry. I'll get it."

                                WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                • S Single Step Debugger

                                  Nah, this not gonna work with the Correlian class heavy frigates’ wrap drives. You will get yourself and your crew stuck in the middle of the wormhole during the hyperspace jump and probably the Captain will have you cleaning the vacuum toilets for the next couple of eons.

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                                  Tom Delany
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                                  Actually my Caldari Navy Hookbill is much cooler... :-\

                                  WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                  • H HimanshuJoshi

                                    The fight between bacon, liquid nitrogen and duct tape Bacon vs Liquid Nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen Duct tape vs Liquid nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen So Liquid nitrogen beats both bacon and Duct tape. My vote goes to Liquid Nitrogen.

                                    Place for Indians to hang out

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                                    Tom Delany
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                                    HimanshuJoshi wrote:

                                    So Liquid nitrogen beats both bacon and Duct tape.

                                    Is this like the updated version of "Rock, Paper, Scissors"?

                                    WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                      You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      10! Now I have to watch it...

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                                      • S Stefan Bogdan

                                        As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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                                        • Y Yayozama

                                          "Suddenly, she grabbed both of them and said, "Here! Is this what you had in mind?" " Ummm, still not working :laugh:

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                                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                          Fantastic!

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