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What's with the weird answers?

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  • S Stefan Bogdan

    As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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    Pete OHanlon
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    The real reason is that we of the Illuminati speak a special language that, obviously, your puny mortal mind cannot comprehend. Sometimes the reality filter slips and Dalek Dave has to compensate with a particularly drunken rambling to throw Dan Brown off the scent. Now, tremble before our might.

    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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    • R realJSOP

      Oranges.

      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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      Lost User
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      A small off duty Checkosolvakian traffic warden.

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      • S Stefan Bogdan

        As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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        SalarSoft
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        Umm, I guess people come here when the mind stopped working after a busy day! This is The Lounge after all! :zzz:

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        • B Big Daddy Farang

          Duct tape solves one class of problems. There is another whole class of problems that needs WD-40 rather than duct tape.

          BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff

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          Soulus83
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          The wife would say..."Windex!" XD

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          • L Lost User

            A small off duty Checkosolvakian traffic warden.

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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            emartinho
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            It's not raining here in Toronto.

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            • E emartinho

              It's not raining here in Toronto.

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              Dan Mos
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              Indeed. The new Rx features are awsome. Couldn't agree more. :)

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              • S Stefan Bogdan

                As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                Dan Neely
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                e to the pi i plus one

                3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                • B Big Daddy Farang

                  Duct tape solves one class of problems. There is another whole class of problems that needs WD-40 rather than duct tape.

                  BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff

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                  ian dennis 0
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                  I thought it was 'duck tape'. Life has suddenly become so much less interesting!

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                  • L Lost User

                    A small off duty Checkosolvakian traffic warden.

                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    With a Scot juggling Chihauha.

                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    • D Dan Neely

                      e to the pi i plus one

                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Mmmmm. Pi.

                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      • I ian dennis 0

                        I thought it was 'duck tape'. Life has suddenly become so much less interesting!

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                        Gregory Gadow
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                        Ok, the duck is taped[^] Now what?

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                        • G Gregory Gadow

                          Ok, the duck is taped[^] Now what?

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                          ian dennis 0
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                          See? I *knew* it was "duck tape" !!

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                          • J Jim Crafton

                            Actually if you're using the Zergonian model ZX-104678A then you can't do that! re-routing the flow will cause a transient temporal vortex, interrupting the bose-einstein condensate flux, and resulting in an inverted feedback loop. Quantum instability at this point will cause abnormal superpositions which prevent the replicators from binding at their E1 junction points. Please take a look at Appendix D, section IV, where it describes how to properly transition between the newer models and the older ZX-10XXXXX series.

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                            Tom Delany
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                            "It's the main junction circuitry. I'll get it."

                            WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                            • S Single Step Debugger

                              Nah, this not gonna work with the Correlian class heavy frigates’ wrap drives. You will get yourself and your crew stuck in the middle of the wormhole during the hyperspace jump and probably the Captain will have you cleaning the vacuum toilets for the next couple of eons.

                              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              Tom Delany
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                              Actually my Caldari Navy Hookbill is much cooler... :-\

                              WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                              • H HimanshuJoshi

                                The fight between bacon, liquid nitrogen and duct tape Bacon vs Liquid Nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen Duct tape vs Liquid nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen So Liquid nitrogen beats both bacon and Duct tape. My vote goes to Liquid Nitrogen.

                                Place for Indians to hang out

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                                Tom Delany
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                                HimanshuJoshi wrote:

                                So Liquid nitrogen beats both bacon and Duct tape.

                                Is this like the updated version of "Rock, Paper, Scissors"?

                                WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                • T TheyCallMeMrJames

                                  You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

                                  They Call me Mister James

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  10! Now I have to watch it...

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                                  • S Stefan Bogdan

                                    As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                                    PIEBALDconsult
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                                    No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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                                    • Y Yayozama

                                      "Suddenly, she grabbed both of them and said, "Here! Is this what you had in mind?" " Ummm, still not working :laugh:

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                                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                      Fantastic!

                                      Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                                        No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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                                        Johnny J
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                                        "Hit her with the soft cushion - and put her in the comfy chair"... :laugh:

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                                        • S Single Step Debugger

                                          Nah, this not gonna work with the Correlian class heavy frigates’ wrap drives. You will get yourself and your crew stuck in the middle of the wormhole during the hyperspace jump and probably the Captain will have you cleaning the vacuum toilets for the next couple of eons.

                                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                          PIEBALDconsult
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                                          "But a great looking ship though. Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow." -- Ford Prefect

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