What's with the weird answers?
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Oranges.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Horned Melon. (http://www.bukisa.com/articles/123328_weirdest-and-unusual-shapes-of-fruits[^])
See if you can crack this: fb29a481781fe9b3fb8de57cda45fbef
The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
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LeVar Burton would be proud of you, Jim. :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Yes, well it's good to see that 20 years of making up random crazy shit is finally paying off!
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No, duct tape is the SOLUTION, not the ANSWER. 42 answers all questions. Duct tape solves all problems.
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Duct tape solves one class of problems. There is another whole class of problems that needs WD-40 rather than duct tape.
BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff
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Hey, that may have applied "a long, long time ago," but these days we've progressed well beyond that Correlian space-junk. That's like pointing out transistor problems, when those went obsolete as soon as quantum optics were invented!
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)These new paper build and duct taped frigates and battle cruisers don’t stand a chance against the good old Correlian stuff, they don’t make them like they used anymore. Full with cheap electronic knick-knacks, the pilot is talking with the computer instead of flying the ship, the gunners are pushing buttons instead of aiming the railguns, shields instead of armor, the Captain is getting orders from the computers instead of giving orders to his boys and the whole thing build in the New Beijing orbit shipyards from a cheap unmodified titanium loaded with a software from New New Delhi. Nah, give me old Correlian heavy frigate gimme a pilot from New New Jersey, mechanics from New Berlin and gunners from New Moscow and if I face even this new Allah Akbar class battle ships I’m gonna kick his fat ass from here to Omega Prime. Edit: Fixed plenty of typos and even more still there. :-D
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The fight between bacon, liquid nitrogen and duct tape Bacon vs Liquid Nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen Duct tape vs Liquid nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen So Liquid nitrogen beats both bacon and Duct tape. My vote goes to Liquid Nitrogen.
Okay, just gimme the remains of the Bacon after the battle is over.
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These new paper build and duct taped frigates and battle cruisers don’t stand a chance against the good old Correlian stuff, they don’t make them like they used anymore. Full with cheap electronic knick-knacks, the pilot is talking with the computer instead of flying the ship, the gunners are pushing buttons instead of aiming the railguns, shields instead of armor, the Captain is getting orders from the computers instead of giving orders to his boys and the whole thing build in the New Beijing orbit shipyards from a cheap unmodified titanium loaded with a software from New New Delhi. Nah, give me old Correlian heavy frigate gimme a pilot from New New Jersey, mechanics from New Berlin and gunners from New Moscow and if I face even this new Allah Akbar class battle ships I’m gonna kick his fat ass from here to Omega Prime. Edit: Fixed plenty of typos and even more still there. :-D
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Good thing urban development has done away with "lawns," (And other forms of non-patented vegetation) or else you'd be telling those damn kids to get off yours :)
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As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P
The real reason is that we of the Illuminati speak a special language that, obviously, your puny mortal mind cannot comprehend. Sometimes the reality filter slips and Dalek Dave has to compensate with a particularly drunken rambling to throw Dan Brown off the scent. Now, tremble before our might.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Oranges.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P
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Duct tape solves one class of problems. There is another whole class of problems that needs WD-40 rather than duct tape.
BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff
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A small off duty Checkosolvakian traffic warden.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P
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Duct tape solves one class of problems. There is another whole class of problems that needs WD-40 rather than duct tape.
BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff
I thought it was 'duck tape'. Life has suddenly become so much less interesting!
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A small off duty Checkosolvakian traffic warden.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
With a Scot juggling Chihauha.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Mmmmm. Pi.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I thought it was 'duck tape'. Life has suddenly become so much less interesting!
Ok, the duck is taped[^] Now what?
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Ok, the duck is taped[^] Now what?
See? I *knew* it was "duck tape" !!
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Actually if you're using the Zergonian model ZX-104678A then you can't do that! re-routing the flow will cause a transient temporal vortex, interrupting the bose-einstein condensate flux, and resulting in an inverted feedback loop. Quantum instability at this point will cause abnormal superpositions which prevent the replicators from binding at their E1 junction points. Please take a look at Appendix D, section IV, where it describes how to properly transition between the newer models and the older ZX-10XXXXX series.
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"It's the main junction circuitry. I'll get it."
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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Nah, this not gonna work with the Correlian class heavy frigates’ wrap drives. You will get yourself and your crew stuck in the middle of the wormhole during the hyperspace jump and probably the Captain will have you cleaning the vacuum toilets for the next couple of eons.
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Actually my Caldari Navy Hookbill is much cooler... :-\
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
