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  • L LittleYellowBird

    Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar! .... all the drinks are enriched with iron and other nutrients! ;)

    Ali

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Alison P wrote:

    Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!

    What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      Ankurm/ wrote:

      His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

      You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Michael Schubert
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      :laugh:

      Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        Ankurm/ wrote:

        His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

        You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Ankur m
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        You won't find the humor in my post as you rarely (or probably don't) visit technical forums. :^)

        ..Go Green..

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Alison P wrote:

          Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!

          What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          LittleYellowBird
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          (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

          Ali

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          • L LittleYellowBird

            (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

            Ali

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            Johnny J
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            Alison P wrote:

            An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

            An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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            • J Johnny J

              Alison P wrote:

              An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

              An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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              LittleYellowBird
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              :laugh: I like it better than mine!

              Ali

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              • J Johnny J

                Alison P wrote:

                An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

                An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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                Chris Meech
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                Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                  Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                  Johnny J
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                  Cool - joint effort in creating the perfect programmer/bar joke... :laugh:

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                  • C Chris Meech

                    Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                    LittleYellowBird
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                    :-D :thumbsup:

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      Ankurm/ wrote:

                      His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                      You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Peter Mulholland
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                      banana ;P

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Ankurm/ wrote:

                        His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                        You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Peter Mulholland
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                        banana

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                        • P Peter Mulholland

                          banana

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                          Johnny J
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                          You said that before...

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                          • J Johnny J

                            You said that before...

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                            Peter Mulholland
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                            yeah, but for 5 points each time. I'm getting close to 2,000.

                            Pete

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