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  • D Dalek Dave

    harold aptroot wrote:

    I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.

    I have never heard that euphemism before.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Michael Schubert
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    I have never heard that euphemism before.

    Me neither, but I'll keep it for future reference.

    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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    • L Lost User

      Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad. I don't think they actually do that IRL, but if my school had done something stupid like that I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.

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      Michael Schubert
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      harold aptroot wrote:

      Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad.

      Anyone else have the impression that the GIT is like Alice in Wonderland (compared to the Lounge which is more like Pulp Fiction)?

      Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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      • A Ankur m

        Was that really a joke? His authority points are higher than mine. ;P :-D For those who think it's a 'banana' reply, I am a regular poster in technical forums for quite sometime now and post answers more than DD.

        ..Go Green..

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Ankurm/ wrote:

        His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

        You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • L LittleYellowBird

          Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar! .... all the drinks are enriched with iron and other nutrients! ;)

          Ali

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Alison P wrote:

          Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!

          What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            Ankurm/ wrote:

            His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

            You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Michael Schubert
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            #32

            :laugh:

            Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              Ankurm/ wrote:

              His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

              You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Ankur m
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              You won't find the humor in my post as you rarely (or probably don't) visit technical forums. :^)

              ..Go Green..

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                Alison P wrote:

                Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!

                What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                LittleYellowBird
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                (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

                Ali

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                • L LittleYellowBird

                  (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

                  Ali

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                  Johnny J
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                  Alison P wrote:

                  An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

                  An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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                  • J Johnny J

                    Alison P wrote:

                    An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

                    An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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                    LittleYellowBird
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                    :laugh: I like it better than mine!

                    Ali

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                    • J Johnny J

                      Alison P wrote:

                      An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

                      An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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                      Chris Meech
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                      Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                      • C Chris Meech

                        Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

                        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                        Johnny J
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                        Cool - joint effort in creating the perfect programmer/bar joke... :laugh:

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                        • C Chris Meech

                          Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          :-D :thumbsup:

                          Ali

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                          • M Mark_Wallace

                            Ankurm/ wrote:

                            His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                            You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            Peter Mulholland
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                            banana ;P

                            Pete

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                            • M Mark_Wallace

                              Ankurm/ wrote:

                              His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                              You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Peter Mulholland
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                              banana

                              Pete

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                              • P Peter Mulholland

                                banana

                                Pete

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                                Johnny J
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                                You said that before...

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                                • J Johnny J

                                  You said that before...

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                                  Peter Mulholland
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                                  yeah, but for 5 points each time. I'm getting close to 2,000.

                                  Pete

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