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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Ankurm/ wrote:

    His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

    You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Michael Schubert
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    :laugh:

    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      Ankurm/ wrote:

      His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

      You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Ankur m
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      You won't find the humor in my post as you rarely (or probably don't) visit technical forums. :^)

      ..Go Green..

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        Alison P wrote:

        Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!

        What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        LittleYellowBird
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        (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

        Ali

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        • L LittleYellowBird

          (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

          Ali

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          Johnny J
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          Alison P wrote:

          An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

          An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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          • J Johnny J

            Alison P wrote:

            An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

            An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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            LittleYellowBird
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            :laugh: I like it better than mine!

            Ali

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            • J Johnny J

              Alison P wrote:

              An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

              An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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              Chris Meech
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              Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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              • C Chris Meech

                Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                Johnny J
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                Cool - joint effort in creating the perfect programmer/bar joke... :laugh:

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                • C Chris Meech

                  Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                  LittleYellowBird
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                  :-D :thumbsup:

                  Ali

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    Ankurm/ wrote:

                    His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                    You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Peter Mulholland
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                    banana ;P

                    Pete

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      Ankurm/ wrote:

                      His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                      You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Peter Mulholland
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                      banana

                      Pete

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                      • P Peter Mulholland

                        banana

                        Pete

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                        Johnny J
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                        You said that before...

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                        • J Johnny J

                          You said that before...

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                          Peter Mulholland
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                          yeah, but for 5 points each time. I'm getting close to 2,000.

                          Pete

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