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  • H Henry Minute

    Words of advice. Wear one of these[^]. When I did mine (a three-jump deal), on the first jump my most valuable possessions got caught under the straps that pass between your legs. Didn't see a thing on the way down due to tears in my eyes. Told instructor, he said straps needed to be tighter. Second jump, straps so tight that I was bent double, I waddled to the plane like a duck. Jewels still got trapped, still saw nothing. Third jump, didn't think it possible but straps even tighter, had to get to plane by walking on hands. Still saw nothing on the way down because I didn't jump in spite of being dragged toward the door with my nails screeching down the fuselage like a Tom'n'Jerry cartoon. I was seriously in so much pain by this stage that I wimped out. Don't let me put you off though. :-D Enjoy your day. Just make sure you have all the right gear.

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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    Joe Simes
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    Ahwww nuts!

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    • J Joe Simes

      You could jump over Charleston, Chew ever been there before?

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      Dalek Dave
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      No, but I spent some time in Istambul with Stephen Fry. He really enjoyed it and I was glad to see Fry's Turkish Delight.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I foresee a Marathon pun thread coming!

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        Christopher Duncan
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        Oh, good lord. And to think this thread goes on my permanent record. :laugh:

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        • D Dalek Dave

          No, but I spent some time in Istambul with Stephen Fry. He really enjoyed it and I was glad to see Fry's Turkish Delight.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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          thats a good one i was Rolo'ing on the floor laughing

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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          • L Lost User

            He did hear a distant voice shout "Pull!".

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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            Christopher Duncan
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            :laugh:

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            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

              thats a good one i was Rolo'ing on the floor laughing

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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              Dalek Dave
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              Some people would punish you for that, but I Walnut Whip you for it.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              • M Marc Clifton

                moon_stick wrote:

                I'm looking forward to walking up to the plane so that I can turn to the instructor and say 'I ain't getting in no damn plane, fool!'..

                An old line: ask him "why should I jump out of a perfectly good working plane?" Marc

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                Christopher Duncan
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                My friend from the 82nd Airborne informs me they tell all new recruits that there is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane. :)

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Some people would punish you for that, but I Walnut Whip you for it.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  i would take flyte first

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                  • C Christopher Duncan

                    My friend from the 82nd Airborne informs me they tell all new recruits that there is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane. :)

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    We used to say that we we jumped from a plane it was because we were good at our job, but when The Brylcream Boys (AKA Royal Air Force), jumped from their planes it was because they had fucked up!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      No, but I spent some time in Istambul with Stephen Fry. He really enjoyed it and I was glad to see Fry's Turkish Delight.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Joe Simes
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                      Constantinople is only for the Nut Lovers out there!

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        We used to say that we we jumped from a plane it was because we were good at our job, but when The Brylcream Boys (AKA Royal Air Force), jumped from their planes it was because they had fucked up!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        Christopher Duncan
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                        No doubt greatly endearing you to them! I'd hate to be the guy who had to call in an air strike. "No, really... wait... don't hang up!" :)

                        Christopher Duncan
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                        • J Joe Simes

                          Constantinople is only for the Nut Lovers out there!

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          and malta is purely for the malteses

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                            i would take flyte first

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            What about Alison, she is not too Old, Jamaica come with you?

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                              What about Alison, she is not too Old, Jamaica come with you?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                              better than a fruit and nut case

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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