Shirt slogans
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
My favourite is this; picture a white teeshirt with 3 cannabis leaves. Above these leaves are the words 'Hash Co.' and underneath the leaves the words: London, New York, Afghanistan. I know it's not in the same league as the teeshirt that says on the front 'I'm A Bomb Disposal Expert' and on the back it says 'If You See Me Running, You Better Try To Keep Up!'
Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. - Col. Flagg
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
djj55 wrote:
I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office.
What made you think I wear a shirt to my office?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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"Springfield Armory" "Spike's Tactical" "Smith&Wesson M&P" "Don't Tread On Me" "VB is for Pussies"
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
"VB is for Pussies"
"C# is for Bitches" :)
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I like the "VB is for Pussies", where can I order one? ;P machism bottom line: real men hard work only in lean and mean c++ without the goodies of STL, don't you think so?
federico.strati wrote:
real men hard work only in lean and mean c++ without the goodies of STL, don't you think so?
Some would say Assembly. I say machine code... I like to get intimate with hardware using my software. :-O
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
I really am tempted to get this one... I fart in your general direction
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
One of the guys at work likes his "I love my Willy" T-shirt which is written under a picture of Shakespear. I am too sensible to wear T-short slogans, I just wear a bright red sweatshirt with Micky Mouse on the front of it and sometimes the matching hat :cool:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
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djj55 wrote:
I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office.
What made you think I wear a shirt to my office?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Maybe CafePress should also offer funny tattoos? Just double check the "removable" checkbox.
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
I don't wear shirts with slogans to work, but when I was in college I had a shirt that displayed the binary for the phrase "you are dumb" vertically like the Matrix code. See here. When somebody asked what it said, I would just tell them exactly what it said, but with emphasis so that it sounded like I was calling them dumb ("you ARE dumb"). I was fairly excited when the head of the Computer Science department at my college asked me what it said. :)
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
Being a hippie at heart, my favorite one has a big peace sign on it. Of course, the text reads, Peace through superior firepower. Come to think of it, perhaps I should send one to John for Christmas...
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
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Recently purchased: "There is no bug". (It's cooler with the reference) "fnord" (Yeah, totally old school geek) One I'd like: "code poet" (in a stylish font) Regarding your buddha t-shirt: "My other body is an Adonis" (maybe it's one of those only I would enjoy. But hey, it unites US pop culture, greek myths and cyberpunk!)
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
| FoldWithUs! | sighist | WhoIncludes - Analyzing C++ include file hierarchypeterchen wrote:
fnord
Thanks for that, I fell down a wikipedia hole and now I'm worried about something called "Slack". :-)
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
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federico.strati wrote:
real men hard work only in lean and mean c++ without the goodies of STL, don't you think so?
Some would say Assembly. I say machine code... I like to get intimate with hardware using my software. :-O
"I'm all about the 1's and 0's"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
"VB is for Pussies"
"C# is for Bitches" :)
# == "POUND"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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djj55 wrote:
"No, I will not fix your computer" shirt
I have that one :) Can't wear it to work though... "Business casual" work attire, so gotta wear a button-down.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)so, get a few buttons and sew them on :doh:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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"Springfield Armory" "Spike's Tactical" "Smith&Wesson M&P" "Don't Tread On Me" "VB is for Pussies"
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
"VB is for Pussies"
C# programmers get laid, too, John. Sometimes.
“The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” ~ Carl Sagan
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peterchen wrote:
fnord
Thanks for that, I fell down a wikipedia hole and now I'm worried about something called "Slack". :-)
glad to be of service :cool:
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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# == "POUND"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
Haha, nice. The pound is indeed for bitches (and other lost animals).
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
"One Tequila, Two Tequilas, Three Tequilas, Floor" Bought one for Clare, our BA but she will only wear it to work/other BBQ's. She was a bit disturbed I knew her size.....
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
My current favourites are: "Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time." "You might think I'm difficult, but with a bit of effort I can be impossible." "EULA: By reading this t-shirt I agree to buy the wearer a large beer."
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
