Shirt slogans
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
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federico.strati wrote:
real men hard work only in lean and mean c++ without the goodies of STL, don't you think so?
Some would say Assembly. I say machine code... I like to get intimate with hardware using my software. :-O
"I'm all about the 1's and 0's"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
"VB is for Pussies"
"C# is for Bitches" :)
# == "POUND"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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djj55 wrote:
"No, I will not fix your computer" shirt
I have that one :) Can't wear it to work though... "Business casual" work attire, so gotta wear a button-down.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)so, get a few buttons and sew them on :doh:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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"Springfield Armory" "Spike's Tactical" "Smith&Wesson M&P" "Don't Tread On Me" "VB is for Pussies"
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
"VB is for Pussies"
C# programmers get laid, too, John. Sometimes.
“The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” ~ Carl Sagan
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peterchen wrote:
fnord
Thanks for that, I fell down a wikipedia hole and now I'm worried about something called "Slack". :-)
glad to be of service :cool:
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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# == "POUND"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
Haha, nice. The pound is indeed for bitches (and other lost animals).
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
"One Tequila, Two Tequilas, Three Tequilas, Floor" Bought one for Clare, our BA but she will only wear it to work/other BBQ's. She was a bit disturbed I knew her size.....
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
My current favourites are: "Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time." "You might think I'm difficult, but with a bit of effort I can be impossible." "EULA: By reading this t-shirt I agree to buy the wearer a large beer."
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
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"I'm all about the 1's and 0's"
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Got a few to many :P currently i'm wearing my "Je hoeft niet gestoort te zijn om hier te werken, maar het helpt wel*" shirt. and i just love wearing "People like you are the reason people like me need medication" whe i'm working at the service desk. *Translastion: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.
saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.
Isn't it gestoorD? Or is that spelling error part of the joke..
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)
"I void warranties"
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"Springfield Armory" "Spike's Tactical" "Smith&Wesson M&P" "Don't Tread On Me" "VB is for Pussies"
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
"VB is for Pussies"
That's good enough for me! High five! :)
In soviet Russia code debugs You!
