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  • P peterchen

    Recently purchased: "There is no bug". (It's cooler with the reference) "fnord" (Yeah, totally old school geek) One I'd like: "code poet" (in a stylish font) Regarding your buddha t-shirt: "My other body is an Adonis" (maybe it's one of those only I would enjoy. But hey, it unites US pop culture, greek myths and cyberpunk!)

    Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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    Keith Barrow
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    peterchen wrote:

    fnord

    Thanks for that, I fell down a wikipedia hole and now I'm worried about something called "Slack". :-)

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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    • C Corporal Agarn

      Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)

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      Ravi Sant
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      "I'm not slacking off. My code's compiling." and another one with /* No comments */

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        federico.strati wrote:

        real men hard work only in lean and mean c++ without the goodies of STL, don't you think so?

        Some would say Assembly. I say machine code... I like to get intimate with hardware using my software. :-O

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        Steve Mayfield
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        "I'm all about the 1's and 0's"

        Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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        • A AspDotNetDev

          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          "VB is for Pussies"

          "C# is for Bitches" :)

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          Steve Mayfield
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          # == "POUND"

          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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          • I Ian Shlasko

            djj55 wrote:

            "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt

            I have that one :) Can't wear it to work though... "Business casual" work attire, so gotta wear a button-down.

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            Steve Mayfield
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            so, get a few buttons and sew them on :doh:

            Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              "Springfield Armory" "Spike's Tactical" "Smith&Wesson M&P" "Don't Tread On Me" "VB is for Pussies"

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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              Oakman
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              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

              "VB is for Pussies"

              C# programmers get laid, too, John. Sometimes.

              “The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” ~ Carl Sagan

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              • K Keith Barrow

                peterchen wrote:

                fnord

                Thanks for that, I fell down a wikipedia hole and now I'm worried about something called "Slack". :-)

                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                peterchen
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                glad to be of service :cool:

                Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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                • S Steve Mayfield

                  # == "POUND"

                  Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  Haha, nice. The pound is indeed for bitches (and other lost animals).

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                  • C Corporal Agarn

                    Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)

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                    DABBee
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                    "One Tequila, Two Tequilas, Three Tequilas, Floor" Bought one for Clare, our BA but she will only wear it to work/other BBQ's. She was a bit disturbed I knew her size.....

                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                    • C Corporal Agarn

                      Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)

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                      Andy_L_J
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                      Adihash Give this man a beer Hiding from the cops (pic: A donut in an alley) My Anger Management class gives me ths S**ts

                      I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                      • C Corporal Agarn

                        Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)

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                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                        My current favourites are: "Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time." "You might think I'm difficult, but with a bit of effort I can be impossible." "EULA: By reading this t-shirt I agree to buy the wearer a large beer."

                        Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                        • C Corporal Agarn

                          Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)

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                          raphgb
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                          The best one I've seen is: "Instant idiot, just add beer" .

                          C sharp is not the same as D flat...because one is a programming language and the other is not OR they are both tones but with different frequencies. So there.

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                          • S Steve Mayfield

                            "I'm all about the 1's and 0's"

                            Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                            Lost User
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                            you sir, have a dirty mind!

                            Hassan

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                              Got a few to many :P currently i'm wearing my "Je hoeft niet gestoort te zijn om hier te werken, maar het helpt wel*" shirt. and i just love wearing "People like you are the reason people like me need medication" whe i'm working at the service desk. *Translastion: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.

                              saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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                              Jouke van der Maas
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                              Isn't it gestoorD? Or is that spelling error part of the joke..

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                              • C Corporal Agarn

                                Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office. Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants. :)

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                                Prescott Glynn
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                                "I void warranties"

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  "Springfield Armory" "Spike's Tactical" "Smith&Wesson M&P" "Don't Tread On Me" "VB is for Pussies"

                                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                  n podbielski
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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  "VB is for Pussies"

                                  That's good enough for me! High five! :)

                                  In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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