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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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    Michael Schubert
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    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

    ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple.

    Blimey, where is Australia?

    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Bad idea?

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Bacon?

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Bacon?

        For once, and once only, no.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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        • W wout de zeeuw

          Banana?

          Wout

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Fruit? bleh! :-D


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Bacon?

            For once, and once only, no.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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            Dalek Dave
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            Black Pudding?

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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              mSh1985
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              Bad jokes in the lounge?

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                Lost User
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                Bobs Bollocks

                The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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                • L Lost User

                  Bobs Bollocks

                  The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  That would be three things surely?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    Bad idea?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Very probably as no one else can look around my living room. [that's a clue that is]


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Black Pudding?

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      I'm working from home and am in my living room.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        I'm working from home and am in my living room.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Billiard Table?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • M mSh1985

                          Bad jokes in the lounge?

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          You don't see them, you smell them out!


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                            AndyInUK
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                            big boobs ?

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                              Phil J Pearson
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                              Brecht ?

                              Phil


                              The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Billiard Table?

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Billiard Table?

                                That's in the house in the country[1]. [1] It's a fine house, a great big house. In the country![^]


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  Billiard Table?

                                  That's in the house in the country[1]. [1] It's a fine house, a great big house. In the country![^]


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Is it, then, a Bag of Boy Scout's Woggles?

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Brecht ?

                                    Phil


                                    The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    That's Mister Brecht to you. My mate Bertie was very insistant on it.

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                                      Is it, then, a Bag of Boy Scout's Woggles?

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      No, it's something I use every day. Or at least the contents of which I use.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        No, it's something I use every day. Or at least the contents of which I use.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Beer Mug?

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Beer Mug?

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          So close. content doesn't mater it's the container.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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