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  • D Dalek Dave

    Bacon?

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Bacon?

    For once, and once only, no.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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    • W wout de zeeuw

      Banana?

      Wout

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Fruit? bleh! :-D


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Bacon?

        For once, and once only, no.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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        Dalek Dave
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        Black Pudding?

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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          Lost User
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          Bobs Bollocks

          The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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            mSh1985
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            Bad jokes in the lounge?

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              Bad idea?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Very probably as no one else can look around my living room. [that's a clue that is]


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                Bobs Bollocks

                The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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                Dalek Dave
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                That would be three things surely?

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Black Pudding?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  I'm working from home and am in my living room.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    I'm working from home and am in my living room.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Billiard Table?

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                    • M mSh1985

                      Bad jokes in the lounge?

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      You don't see them, you smell them out!


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                        AndyInUK
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                        big boobs ?

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                          Phil J Pearson
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                          Brecht ?

                          Phil


                          The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Billiard Table?

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Billiard Table?

                            That's in the house in the country[1]. [1] It's a fine house, a great big house. In the country![^]


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Billiard Table?

                              That's in the house in the country[1]. [1] It's a fine house, a great big house. In the country![^]


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Is it, then, a Bag of Boy Scout's Woggles?

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                              • P Phil J Pearson

                                Brecht ?

                                Phil


                                The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                That's Mister Brecht to you. My mate Bertie was very insistant on it.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  Is it, then, a Bag of Boy Scout's Woggles?

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  No, it's something I use every day. Or at least the contents of which I use.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    No, it's something I use every day. Or at least the contents of which I use.


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Beer Mug?

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Beer Mug?

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      So close. content doesn't mater it's the container.


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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        So close. content doesn't mater it's the container.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Box of Strawberry Bon Bons?

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Box of Strawberry Bon Bons?

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          Strawberry Bon Bons

                                          haven't had those for ages. My latest retro sweet is aniseed balls.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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