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    Bobs Bollocks

    The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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    Dalek Dave
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    That would be three things surely?

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      Black Pudding?

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      I'm working from home and am in my living room.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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      • M mSh1985

        Bad jokes in the lounge?

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        You don't see them, you smell them out!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          I'm working from home and am in my living room.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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          Dalek Dave
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          Billiard Table?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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            AndyInUK
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            big boobs ?

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Billiard Table?

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Billiard Table?

              That's in the house in the country[1]. [1] It's a fine house, a great big house. In the country![^]


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                Phil J Pearson
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                Brecht ?

                Phil


                The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Billiard Table?

                  That's in the house in the country[1]. [1] It's a fine house, a great big house. In the country![^]


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Is it, then, a Bag of Boy Scout's Woggles?

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                    Brecht ?

                    Phil


                    The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    That's Mister Brecht to you. My mate Bertie was very insistant on it.

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                      Is it, then, a Bag of Boy Scout's Woggles?

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      No, it's something I use every day. Or at least the contents of which I use.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        No, it's something I use every day. Or at least the contents of which I use.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Beer Mug?

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                          Beer Mug?

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          So close. content doesn't mater it's the container.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                            So close. content doesn't mater it's the container.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Box of Strawberry Bon Bons?

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                              Box of Strawberry Bon Bons?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Strawberry Bon Bons

                              haven't had those for ages. My latest retro sweet is aniseed balls.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                R tsumami
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                                A bottle of maple syrup ready to be put on top of some delicious cheese covered pancakes. Hmmmm… pancakes…. Isn’t it lunch time yet!!

                                saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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                                  A bottle of maple syrup ready to be put on top of some delicious cheese covered pancakes. Hmmmm… pancakes…. Isn’t it lunch time yet!!

                                  saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Funily enough, you have identified the item but by going into too much detail you missed. BTW, it's lunchtime somewhere, so go for it. 2xBTW, cheese = yes, mapple syrup = yes, pancakes = double frogin yes. All together? X|


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                    ... I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'B'. [Should you have arrived on earth after 5,000,000 years in deep space the rule is simple. I can see something that begins with the letter B and you have to guess what it is. :laugh: ]


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                    CPallini
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                                    Bindows Vista? :)

                                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                                      Bindows Vista? :)

                                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                      [My articles]

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                                      Sathesh Sakthivel
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                                      :laugh:

                                      Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Funily enough, you have identified the item but by going into too much detail you missed. BTW, it's lunchtime somewhere, so go for it. 2xBTW, cheese = yes, mapple syrup = yes, pancakes = double frogin yes. All together? X|


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                        R tsumami
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                                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                        2xBTW, cheese = yes, mapple syrup = yes, pancakes = double frogin yes. All together?

                                        Don’t diss it till you've tried it :P I had my doubts when 1 of my mates came with it, but it’s strangely delicious. Note to self: Don't copy paste quotes from CP to word and back again

                                        saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          Strawberry Bon Bons

                                          haven't had those for ages. My latest retro sweet is aniseed balls.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          I prefer Marathons to Snickers.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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