Ahhhh - the GF is trying to cheer me up
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Wot, not Haggis then ? (which is really terrible cold - not like pizza)
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
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I thought so also, but the shotgun (with steel ball bearing as shot) was an excellent solution. (Don't want to state the obvious but a magnet is required)
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Ah, the one with shorter legs on the right.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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"Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|
Will Rogers never met me.
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"Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|
Will Rogers never met me.
If I was in the US I wouldn't walk into a restaurant and ask if they serve faggots or if it was ok to suck on a fag at the table. And yet, eating a long meatball and smoking a cigarette seems like it isn't that bad. (BTW can you smoke in bars in Arizona?)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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"Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|
Will Rogers never met me.
You are allowed to ask if you can burn the faggots though, that will go down well in lots of states in the US.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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If I was in the US I wouldn't walk into a restaurant and ask if they serve faggots or if it was ok to suck on a fag at the table. And yet, eating a long meatball and smoking a cigarette seems like it isn't that bad. (BTW can you smoke in bars in Arizona?)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Not any more... The commies in Phoenix passed a law against it a few years ago. But at least they let us bring our guns! :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
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You are allowed to ask if you can burn the faggots though, that will go down well in lots of states in the US.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Brains Faggots[^] and Brains Bitter[^]
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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Not any more... The commies in Phoenix passed a law against it a few years ago. But at least they let us bring our guns! :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
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Brains Faggots[^] and Brains Bitter[^]
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Nice.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm
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Software Zen:
delete this;
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Software Zen:
delete this;
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Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.
Somehow a link to an old Monty Python script doesn't quite work for me. Dinner reservations and a subtle promise of things to come are a far more effective message...
Will Rogers never met me.
