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  • D DABBee

    Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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    Lost User
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    This has got to be the most coincidental repost ever.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    • D DABBee

      Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Your girlfriend is wizardzz[^]?

      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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      • D DABBee

        Referring to the spam ?

        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Or Haslet.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Your girlfriend is wizardzz[^]?

          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          DABBee
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          Referring to the spam ?

          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Or Haslet.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            DABBee
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            Ah yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haslet[^]

            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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            • D DABBee

              Ah yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haslet[^]

              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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              Dalek Dave
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              It is where they take all the inedible parts of an animal and pretend that it is edible.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              • D Dalek Dave

                It is where they take all the inedible parts of an animal and pretend that it is edible.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                DABBee
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                Wot, not Haggis then ? (which is really terrible cold - not like pizza)

                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                • D DABBee

                  Wot, not Haggis then ? (which is really terrible cold - not like pizza)

                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    DABBee
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                    I thought so also, but the shotgun (with steel ball bearing as shot) was an excellent solution. (Don't want to state the obvious but a magnet is required)

                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Ah, the one with shorter legs on the right.

                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Or Haslet.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        Roger Wright
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                        "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                          "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          If I was in the US I wouldn't walk into a restaurant and ask if they serve faggots or if it was ok to suck on a fag at the table. And yet, eating a long meatball and smoking a cigarette seems like it isn't that bad. (BTW can you smoke in bars in Arizona?)

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            If I was in the US I wouldn't walk into a restaurant and ask if they serve faggots or if it was ok to suck on a fag at the table. And yet, eating a long meatball and smoking a cigarette seems like it isn't that bad. (BTW can you smoke in bars in Arizona?)

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Roger Wright
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                            Not any more... The commies in Phoenix passed a law against it a few years ago. But at least they let us bring our guns! :-D

                            Will Rogers never met me.

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                              "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

                              Will Rogers never met me.

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              You are allowed to ask if you can burn the faggots though, that will go down well in lots of states in the US.

                              I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                You are allowed to ask if you can burn the faggots though, that will go down well in lots of states in the US.

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Brains Faggots[^] and Brains Bitter[^]

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                • R Roger Wright

                                  Not any more... The commies in Phoenix passed a law against it a few years ago. But at least they let us bring our guns! :-D

                                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Yeah, cos Cigarettes are dangerous! :)

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Brains Faggots[^] and Brains Bitter[^]

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Nice.

                                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    • D DABBee

                                      Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

                                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                                      Gary R Wheeler
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                                      Clickety police[^]

                                      Software Zen: delete this;
                                      Fold With Us![^]

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                                        Clickety police[^]

                                        Software Zen: delete this;
                                        Fold With Us![^]

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                                        DABBee
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                                        meh

                                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                                        • D DABBee

                                          Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

                                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                                          Roger Wright
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                                          Somehow a link to an old Monty Python script doesn't quite work for me. Dinner reservations and a subtle promise of things to come are a far more effective message...

                                          Will Rogers never met me.

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