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  • D DABBee

    Ah yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haslet[^]

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    Dalek Dave
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    It is where they take all the inedible parts of an animal and pretend that it is edible.

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      It is where they take all the inedible parts of an animal and pretend that it is edible.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      DABBee
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      Wot, not Haggis then ? (which is really terrible cold - not like pizza)

      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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      • D DABBee

        Wot, not Haggis then ? (which is really terrible cold - not like pizza)

        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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        Dalek Dave
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        I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          DABBee
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          I thought so also, but the shotgun (with steel ball bearing as shot) was an excellent solution. (Don't want to state the obvious but a magnet is required)

          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Ah, the one with shorter legs on the right.

            I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Or Haslet.

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              Roger Wright
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              "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

              Will Rogers never met me.

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                "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                Dalek Dave
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                If I was in the US I wouldn't walk into a restaurant and ask if they serve faggots or if it was ok to suck on a fag at the table. And yet, eating a long meatball and smoking a cigarette seems like it isn't that bad. (BTW can you smoke in bars in Arizona?)

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  If I was in the US I wouldn't walk into a restaurant and ask if they serve faggots or if it was ok to suck on a fag at the table. And yet, eating a long meatball and smoking a cigarette seems like it isn't that bad. (BTW can you smoke in bars in Arizona?)

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  Roger Wright
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                  Not any more... The commies in Phoenix passed a law against it a few years ago. But at least they let us bring our guns! :-D

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  • R Roger Wright

                    "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    You are allowed to ask if you can burn the faggots though, that will go down well in lots of states in the US.

                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      You are allowed to ask if you can burn the faggots though, that will go down well in lots of states in the US.

                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Brains Faggots[^] and Brains Bitter[^]

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                      • R Roger Wright

                        Not any more... The commies in Phoenix passed a law against it a few years ago. But at least they let us bring our guns! :-D

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Yeah, cos Cigarettes are dangerous! :)

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Brains Faggots[^] and Brains Bitter[^]

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          Nice.

                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                          • D DABBee

                            Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                            Gary R Wheeler
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                            Clickety police[^]

                            Software Zen: delete this;
                            Fold With Us![^]

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                            • G Gary R Wheeler

                              Clickety police[^]

                              Software Zen: delete this;
                              Fold With Us![^]

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                              DABBee
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                              meh

                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                              • D DABBee

                                Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                                Roger Wright
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                                Somehow a link to an old Monty Python script doesn't quite work for me. Dinner reservations and a subtle promise of things to come are a far more effective message...

                                Will Rogers never met me.

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