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    DABBee
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    Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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      Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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      Lost User
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      This has got to be the most coincidental repost ever.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Your girlfriend is wizardzz[^]?

        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          Referring to the spam ?

          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Or Haslet.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Your girlfriend is wizardzz[^]?

            I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            DABBee
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            Referring to the spam ?

            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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              Or Haslet.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              DABBee
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              Ah yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haslet[^]

              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                Ah yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haslet[^]

                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                Dalek Dave
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                It is where they take all the inedible parts of an animal and pretend that it is edible.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  It is where they take all the inedible parts of an animal and pretend that it is edible.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  DABBee
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                  Wot, not Haggis then ? (which is really terrible cold - not like pizza)

                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                    Wot, not Haggis then ? (which is really terrible cold - not like pizza)

                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      DABBee
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                      I thought so also, but the shotgun (with steel ball bearing as shot) was an excellent solution. (Don't want to state the obvious but a magnet is required)

                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                        I recommend the Free Range Haggis. A bugger to catch but worth the effort.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        Ah, the one with shorter legs on the right.

                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Or Haslet.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Roger Wright
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                          "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                            "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

                            Will Rogers never met me.

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            If I was in the US I wouldn't walk into a restaurant and ask if they serve faggots or if it was ok to suck on a fag at the table. And yet, eating a long meatball and smoking a cigarette seems like it isn't that bad. (BTW can you smoke in bars in Arizona?)

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              If I was in the US I wouldn't walk into a restaurant and ask if they serve faggots or if it was ok to suck on a fag at the table. And yet, eating a long meatball and smoking a cigarette seems like it isn't that bad. (BTW can you smoke in bars in Arizona?)

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              Roger Wright
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                              Not any more... The commies in Phoenix passed a law against it a few years ago. But at least they let us bring our guns! :-D

                              Will Rogers never met me.

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                                "Similar in taste to a traditional faggot. Ready-cooked, may look like a giant faggot but sliced cold. " Too much information! X|

                                Will Rogers never met me.

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                You are allowed to ask if you can burn the faggots though, that will go down well in lots of states in the US.

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  You are allowed to ask if you can burn the faggots though, that will go down well in lots of states in the US.

                                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Brains Faggots[^] and Brains Bitter[^]

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                                    Not any more... The commies in Phoenix passed a law against it a few years ago. But at least they let us bring our guns! :-D

                                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Yeah, cos Cigarettes are dangerous! :)

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Brains Faggots[^] and Brains Bitter[^]

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      Nice.

                                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                        Got this email when I logged in this morning. Luv her (and Monty Python) http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

                                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                                        Gary R Wheeler
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                                        Clickety police[^]

                                        Software Zen: delete this;
                                        Fold With Us![^]

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                                          Clickety police[^]

                                          Software Zen: delete this;
                                          Fold With Us![^]

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                                          DABBee
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                                          meh

                                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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