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  • D Dalek Dave

    Ken hard at your Uncleftish Beholding and your Actual Worldken and devise an Hourpass Machine. (10 Bonus points for anyone who knows WTF I am on about!)

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    Lost User
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    Well, Ken, Scots (not the gaelic, the othr one, close to old Northumbrian) for understanding. Stuff? Well, Brandstoff is petrol in Dutch. Kennen is to know in Dutch, so I am forced to see thi as an attemto to speak in soem sort of fucked up English using perhaps old saxon derived words? Devise though has me worried. Let me check it up... Yeah, its for the Fremch, deviser. You would have to use 'make', since maken is Dutch, its a good old saxon word.

    "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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      And I would advise against becoming a revolutionary. They are quickly made one head shorter when the real politicians take over again after the revolution.

      "I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
      "Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

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      Grimes
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      though guys like Fidel Castro seem to know how to do it properly, he's been there for decades...

      KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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        Well, Ken, Scots (not the gaelic, the othr one, close to old Northumbrian) for understanding. Stuff? Well, Brandstoff is petrol in Dutch. Kennen is to know in Dutch, so I am forced to see thi as an attemto to speak in soem sort of fucked up English using perhaps old saxon derived words? Devise though has me worried. Let me check it up... Yeah, its for the Fremch, deviser. You would have to use 'make', since maken is Dutch, its a good old saxon word.

        "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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        Dalek Dave
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        Oops, don't know how I let Devise get through.

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        • T thatraja

          at least did you seen The Social Network[^]? You may get any idea.....

          thatraja

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          Grimes
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          Yes those guys made lots of money, but the market must be saturated by now...

          KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Oops, don't know how I let Devise get through.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            especially since make is so damn obvous! I looked at th elink, he also made a mistake, rest is French too. Quite litterally, 'le rest du gateaux' for example. Rester is to stay in French. Anyway, interesting. It shows that 80% of the most commonly used English, becing old axon of origin, can be made up to 100% with little loss of sense. Now you should try doing it in French (allowing for common English grammar of course, which cant be replaced)

            "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Oops, don't know how I let Devise get through.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Grimes
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              Studeer hard aan kernteorie en fisika sodat jy n tydmasjien kan maak! Right back at you, some language also close to dutch...

              KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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              • G Grimes

                sadly... yes :sigh: Though this is the 'lounge', I thought that's what it is for, jokes and chatting...

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                yes, you are correct. jokes and chatting it is.

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                  yes, you are correct. jokes and chatting it is.

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                  Grimes
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                  Yes, that's all I am good for, because when it comes to programming I fall short... :(

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                  • G Grimes

                    Hi there I learned something about myself this morning, that my body is not meant to wake up early and not meant to go to work. Knowing this, I realized the only way I can stay at home and sleep late and still have food to eat would be to get REALLY RICH, REALLY QUICKLY! So someone out there must be able to help me achieve my goal of staying at home. I would really appreciate any help or advice on how to get rich (and I mean the kind of rich that would make Bill Gates look like a hobo). It doesn't need to be legal either, so I am willing to start pyramid schemes, phishing websites, email scams etc. Please help me think of some schemes! Thanks in advance! ;P Grimes

                    KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                    You just need someone contacting you from Nigeria. :rolleyes:

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                      You just need someone contacting you from Nigeria. :rolleyes:

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                      [My articles]

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                      Grimes
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                      I have actually won the Spanish lottery several times (without even entering), I just need to send them my bank details!

                      KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                      • G Grimes

                        Hi there I learned something about myself this morning, that my body is not meant to wake up early and not meant to go to work. Knowing this, I realized the only way I can stay at home and sleep late and still have food to eat would be to get REALLY RICH, REALLY QUICKLY! So someone out there must be able to help me achieve my goal of staying at home. I would really appreciate any help or advice on how to get rich (and I mean the kind of rich that would make Bill Gates look like a hobo). It doesn't need to be legal either, so I am willing to start pyramid schemes, phishing websites, email scams etc. Please help me think of some schemes! Thanks in advance! ;P Grimes

                        KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Do you mean American rich, or rest-of-the world rich? American billionaires don't know what being really rich means.

                        Only a thousand million? Peanuts.

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                        • CPalliniC CPallini

                          You just need someone contacting you from Nigeria. :rolleyes:

                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                          [My articles]

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                          thatraja
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                          I hope at least he would be received 419 mails about that.

                          thatraja

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Ken hard at your Uncleftish Beholding and your Actual Worldken and devise an Hourpass Machine. (10 Bonus points for anyone who knows WTF I am on about!)

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Abhinav S
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Ken hard at your Uncleftish Beholding

                            Woa...wait. Is it Friday today?

                            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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                            • G Grimes

                              Hi there I learned something about myself this morning, that my body is not meant to wake up early and not meant to go to work. Knowing this, I realized the only way I can stay at home and sleep late and still have food to eat would be to get REALLY RICH, REALLY QUICKLY! So someone out there must be able to help me achieve my goal of staying at home. I would really appreciate any help or advice on how to get rich (and I mean the kind of rich that would make Bill Gates look like a hobo). It doesn't need to be legal either, so I am willing to start pyramid schemes, phishing websites, email scams etc. Please help me think of some schemes! Thanks in advance! ;P Grimes

                              KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              Rich woman bad cough

                              If you keep doing what you been doing you'll keep getting what you been getting http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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                                Hi there I learned something about myself this morning, that my body is not meant to wake up early and not meant to go to work. Knowing this, I realized the only way I can stay at home and sleep late and still have food to eat would be to get REALLY RICH, REALLY QUICKLY! So someone out there must be able to help me achieve my goal of staying at home. I would really appreciate any help or advice on how to get rich (and I mean the kind of rich that would make Bill Gates look like a hobo). It doesn't need to be legal either, so I am willing to start pyramid schemes, phishing websites, email scams etc. Please help me think of some schemes! Thanks in advance! ;P Grimes

                                KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                                JacquesDP
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                                Start selling your organs No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                                  Rich woman bad cough

                                  If you keep doing what you been doing you'll keep getting what you been getting http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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                                  Grimes
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                                  LOL!

                                  KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                                  • J JacquesDP

                                    Start selling your organs No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                                    Grimes
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                                    that gives me at least 1 kidney, 1 lung and parts of my liver (I think your liver regenerates!). Better yet, I could sell someone else' organs, less painful.

                                    KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                                      Yes those guys made lots of money, but the market must be saturated by now...

                                      KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                                      thatraja
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                                      I said you may get idea, not said to develop another FB. Choose different one(things) & go ahead with that. Inform me once you finished that. Cheers.

                                      thatraja

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                                      • G Grimes

                                        that gives me at least 1 kidney, 1 lung and parts of my liver (I think your liver regenerates!). Better yet, I could sell someone else' organs, less painful.

                                        KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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                                        Other option is MUTI No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                                        • J JacquesDP

                                          Other option is MUTI No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                                          Grimes
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                                          LOL just saw now that you are also from SA. Don't think other people know what muti is, but there is a lot of money in that!

                                          KOM UIT DAAAAA!!!

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