Mad Vs Dad
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
I am completely unaware of why this is supposed to be funny.
I read it that the dad was the postie delivering the mail, so rather than going the 5 miles to deliver it, he should have just posted it... (but since he is the postie delivering the mail... you get it now, right?)
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Huh, that's what I thought it was. Guess I just don't think it's funny.
A joke from some website:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Now that's funny!
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Dad(Post Master): I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Mad : why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... Reproduced from here[^]
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I know my jokes are bad, but really You actually found this joke on another site and honestly thought CodeProject members would find it funny? Seriously? Even my 7 year old son would roll his eyes at that! ** In case there's a cultural reference thing here, I should point out that a couple of my recent posts (What's a Grecian Urn and What's a Hindu, are 'classics' - not posted as fine examples of humour! How High's a chinaman?
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If you lived in the US you'd probably be willing to walk 5 miles, rather than deliver the parcel to the postal service - it would be delivered faster, and probably in one piece. I checked out the link you posted; I've never seen a larger collection of humor that isn't in the least entertaining. It seems to be a site entirely devoted to jokes that aren't funny. I find that interesting, since this site has a long history of failing to appreciate jokes posted by people from India and closely allied countries in the region. It finally dawns on my dim mind that this goes beyond a mere failure to translate from Malayalam to English; this is a cultural disconnect rooted in disparate worldviews. Methinks that this matter requires some thought... On the other hand, the site features an ad for a web service provider that offer free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right... :-D
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Roger Wright wrote:
free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right
Bahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That is the funny! Because when you say "the price is right", you are talking about the product being free! I get it! That is so funny! I swear, that must be the reaction some people get from these lame jokes they post. :doh:
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If you lived in the US you'd probably be willing to walk 5 miles, rather than deliver the parcel to the postal service - it would be delivered faster, and probably in one piece. I checked out the link you posted; I've never seen a larger collection of humor that isn't in the least entertaining. It seems to be a site entirely devoted to jokes that aren't funny. I find that interesting, since this site has a long history of failing to appreciate jokes posted by people from India and closely allied countries in the region. It finally dawns on my dim mind that this goes beyond a mere failure to translate from Malayalam to English; this is a cultural disconnect rooted in disparate worldviews. Methinks that this matter requires some thought... On the other hand, the site features an ad for a web service provider that offer free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right... :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger Wright wrote:
I've never seen a larger collection of humor that isn't in the least entertaining.
:laugh: :laugh:
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If you lived in the US you'd probably be willing to walk 5 miles, rather than deliver the parcel to the postal service - it would be delivered faster, and probably in one piece. I checked out the link you posted; I've never seen a larger collection of humor that isn't in the least entertaining. It seems to be a site entirely devoted to jokes that aren't funny. I find that interesting, since this site has a long history of failing to appreciate jokes posted by people from India and closely allied countries in the region. It finally dawns on my dim mind that this goes beyond a mere failure to translate from Malayalam to English; this is a cultural disconnect rooted in disparate worldviews. Methinks that this matter requires some thought... On the other hand, the site features an ad for a web service provider that offer free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right... :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote:
free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right
Bahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That is the funny! Because when you say "the price is right", you are talking about the product being free! I get it! That is so funny! I swear, that must be the reaction some people get from these lame jokes they post. :doh:
AspDotNetDev wrote:
I swear, that must be the reaction some people get from these lame jokes they post.
I rest my case. :)
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Dad(Post Master): I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Mad : why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... Reproduced from here[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote:
My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]
My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Dad(Post Master): I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Mad : why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... Reproduced from here[^]
Found my answer helpful? Then vote for it.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]
My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
He maybe an indian, that doesnt mean this kinda jokes should be posted in indian forum. Discourage him not to post that kinda jokes instead directing him to post in GIT. Or better, vote to remove it.
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
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OriginalGriff wrote:
My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]
My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Dad(Post Master): I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Mad : why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... Reproduced from here[^]
Found my answer helpful? Then vote for it.
"A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street." -- Doug Linder
coolestCoder
Fail at every level. :thumbsdown:
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Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
Ohkay from what you are saying, we should have a forum for Australia, UK, Bangladesh, New Zealand, South Africa, Brazil and other countries for posting their post?! Sounds so foolish!
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He maybe an indian, that doesnt mean this kinda jokes should be posted in indian forum. Discourage him not to post that kinda jokes instead directing him to post in GIT. Or better, vote to remove it.
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
Well said.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
OriginalGriff wrote:
he comes from India?
And? May be I should say it slow and clear again: the GIT forum is for discussing stuff that's got something to do with culture or cultural humour, general topics related to India, cricket, for and other similar stuff. If someone posts a lame joke, you don't tell them to post it in the GIT. That's not what it was meant for.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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If you lived in the US you'd probably be willing to walk 5 miles, rather than deliver the parcel to the postal service - it would be delivered faster, and probably in one piece. I checked out the link you posted; I've never seen a larger collection of humor that isn't in the least entertaining. It seems to be a site entirely devoted to jokes that aren't funny. I find that interesting, since this site has a long history of failing to appreciate jokes posted by people from India and closely allied countries in the region. It finally dawns on my dim mind that this goes beyond a mere failure to translate from Malayalam to English; this is a cultural disconnect rooted in disparate worldviews. Methinks that this matter requires some thought... On the other hand, the site features an ad for a web service provider that offer free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right... :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
Nish has suggested that people tell these jokes in the Indian forum. He suggests westerners have heard them all already as kids. He's wrong, the jokes I told as an 8 year old were a LOT funnier than this.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]
My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Nish has suggested that it should be, a way for Indians to be saved from themselves, because of the response to these sort of terrible jokes from people in the West.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]
My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
