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  • R Roger Wright

    If you lived in the US you'd probably be willing to walk 5 miles, rather than deliver the parcel to the postal service - it would be delivered faster, and probably in one piece. I checked out the link you posted; I've never seen a larger collection of humor that isn't in the least entertaining. It seems to be a site entirely devoted to jokes that aren't funny. I find that interesting, since this site has a long history of failing to appreciate jokes posted by people from India and closely allied countries in the region. It finally dawns on my dim mind that this goes beyond a mere failure to translate from Malayalam to English; this is a cultural disconnect rooted in disparate worldviews. Methinks that this matter requires some thought... On the other hand, the site features an ad for a web service provider that offer free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right... :-D

    Will Rogers never met me.

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      Roger Wright wrote:

      free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right

      Bahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That is the funny! Because when you say "the price is right", you are talking about the product being free! I get it! That is so funny! I swear, that must be the reaction some people get from these lame jokes they post. :doh:

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      I swear, that must be the reaction some people get from these lame jokes they post.

      I rest my case. :)

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        Dad(Post Master): I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Mad : why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... Reproduced from here[^]

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        My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]

          My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.

          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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            Dad(Post Master): I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Mad : why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... Reproduced from here[^]

            Found my answer helpful? Then vote for it.


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            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

              OriginalGriff wrote:

              My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]

              My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.

              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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              Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?

                Does this any how mean he is not supposed to post it here.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                  chethu665
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                  He maybe an indian, that doesnt mean this kinda jokes should be posted in indian forum. Discourage him not to post that kinda jokes instead directing him to post in GIT. Or better, vote to remove it.

                  "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal

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                  • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]

                    My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.

                    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                    _AK_
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                    Agreed, if a joke is lame then it should not be in any forum.

                    .AK.

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                      Dad(Post Master): I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Mad : why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... Reproduced from here[^]

                      Found my answer helpful? Then vote for it.


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                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                      Fail at every level. :thumbsdown:

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                        Tarun K S
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                        Ohkay from what you are saying, we should have a forum for Australia, UK, Bangladesh, New Zealand, South Africa, Brazil and other countries for posting their post?! Sounds so foolish!

                        People with high attitude deserve the standing ovation of our highest finger! My Technical Blog![^]

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Reason for my vote of one right back at you: If you look at the OPs' profile, he comes from India?

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          he comes from India?

                          And? May be I should say it slow and clear again: the GIT forum is for discussing stuff that's got something to do with culture or cultural humour, general topics related to India, cricket, for and other similar stuff. If someone posts a lame joke, you don't tell them to post it in the GIT. That's not what it was meant for.

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                          • C chethu665

                            He maybe an indian, that doesnt mean this kinda jokes should be posted in indian forum. Discourage him not to post that kinda jokes instead directing him to post in GIT. Or better, vote to remove it.

                            "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            Well said.

                            "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                            • R Roger Wright

                              If you lived in the US you'd probably be willing to walk 5 miles, rather than deliver the parcel to the postal service - it would be delivered faster, and probably in one piece. I checked out the link you posted; I've never seen a larger collection of humor that isn't in the least entertaining. It seems to be a site entirely devoted to jokes that aren't funny. I find that interesting, since this site has a long history of failing to appreciate jokes posted by people from India and closely allied countries in the region. It finally dawns on my dim mind that this goes beyond a mere failure to translate from Malayalam to English; this is a cultural disconnect rooted in disparate worldviews. Methinks that this matter requires some thought... On the other hand, the site features an ad for a web service provider that offer free SQL Server applications - that deserves a second look. The price is right... :-D

                              Will Rogers never met me.

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                              Christian Graus
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                              Nish has suggested that people tell these jokes in the Indian forum. He suggests westerners have heard them all already as kids. He's wrong, the jokes I told as an 8 year old were a LOT funnier than this.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]

                                My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.

                                "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                Christian Graus
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                                Nish has suggested that it should be, a way for Indians to be saved from themselves, because of the response to these sort of terrible jokes from people in the West.

                                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  My vote of one: We have a forum for "jokes" like that: GIT[^]

                                  My vote of one: GIT is NOT for "jokes" like that. It's a board for general Indian topics, cricket, cultural discussion, and cultural humour (this 'joke' has no cultural reference either). In fact, there is no place on this site for jokes like that, let alone GIT.

                                  "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  So....[^]

                                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                  • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    he comes from India?

                                    And? May be I should say it slow and clear again: the GIT forum is for discussing stuff that's got something to do with culture or cultural humour, general topics related to India, cricket, for and other similar stuff. If someone posts a lame joke, you don't tell them to post it in the GIT. That's not what it was meant for.

                                    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                    Christian Graus
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                                    And ?[^]

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    • C Christian Graus

                                      Nish has suggested that it should be, a way for Indians to be saved from themselves, because of the response to these sort of terrible jokes from people in the West.

                                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                      Yeah, but this is too much of crap to be moved anywhere. You didn't get my point, did you?

                                      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                        Nish has suggested that it should be, a way for Indians to be saved from themselves, because of the response to these sort of terrible jokes from people in the West.

                                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                        Curious how practically every Indian who's replied on this thread says this joke is lame and has no place anywhere on CP, while there's a clamour from white people Westerners to stuff these jokes in the GIT :suss: Yeah, yeah, you support an Indian child through World Vision, blah blah blah, so it's alright.

                                        Cheers, विक्रम (Have gone past my troika - 4 CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                          Yeah, but this is too much of crap to be moved anywhere. You didn't get my point, did you?

                                          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                          Not the first time he's taken this stance, so I doubt it's a question of getting the point.

                                          Cheers, विक्रम (Have gone past my troika - 4 CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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