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  • J Jim Crafton

    So I take it no hot chick under the desk doing naughty things while I work my magic on the computer, cracking code and restructuring the cryptographic nature of the universe? Bah humbug!

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    Keith Barrow
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    Imagine my dissappointment when I actually broke into computing. I've been breaking computers as revenge ever since! :-)

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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    • J Jim Crafton

      So I take it no hot chick under the desk doing naughty things while I work my magic on the computer, cracking code and restructuring the cryptographic nature of the universe? Bah humbug!

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Nish Nishant
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      Well Jim, you need to apply some imagination too. :-D

      Regards, Nish


      Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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      • K Keith Barrow

        Imagine my dissappointment when I actually broke into computing. I've been breaking computers as revenge ever since! :-)

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
        -Or-
        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        Nish Nishant
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        #15

        :laugh:

        Regards, Nish


        Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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        • N NormDroid

          Jeez I must be high up on the cynical scale :)

          Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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          Nish Nishant
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          Norm .net wrote:

          Jeez I must be high up on the cynical scale

          Yes, you are. :rolleyes:

          Regards, Nish


          Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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          • N Nish Nishant

            Norm .net wrote:

            Jeez I must be high up on the cynical scale

            Yes, you are. :rolleyes:

            Regards, Nish


            Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            NormDroid
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            Thanks for the reassurance, but lets not forget one thing you're behind me one step of the way ;P

            Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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            • K Keith Barrow

              Imagine my dissappointment when I actually broke into computing. I've been breaking computers as revenge ever since! :-)

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Lost User
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              :laugh:

              Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Well Jim, you need to apply some imagination too. :-D

                Regards, Nish


                Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                Jim Crafton
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                The hell with that!! I apply imagination *all* the time - I want some damn reality, thank you very much!

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                • M Marc A Brown

                  Sure it's not the old scale?

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                  NormDroid
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                  Quite possibly or Nish is using the Juvenile Scale?

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    So I take it no hot chick under the desk doing naughty things while I work my magic on the computer, cracking code and restructuring the cryptographic nature of the universe? Bah humbug!

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    NormDroid
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                    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                    Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                    • N Nish Nishant

                      http://hackertyper.net/[^] 5 minutes of fun! :cool: [source: reddit]

                      Regards, Nish


                      Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Would you like to play a game?

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Would you like to play a game?

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                        Johnny J
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                        Global Nuclear War? - Or Tic Tac Toe?

                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                        • N NormDroid

                          Thanks for the reassurance, but lets not forget one thing you're behind me one step of the way ;P

                          Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                          Nish Nishant
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                          Norm .net wrote:

                          Thanks for the reassurance, but lets not forget one thing you're behind me one step of the way

                          :laugh:

                          Regards, Nish


                          Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                          • J Johnny J

                            Global Nuclear War? - Or Tic Tac Toe?

                            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            How about a nice game of chess?

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                              How about a nice game of chess?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Johnny J
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                              Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

                              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                              -----
                              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                              • J Jim Crafton

                                The hell with that!! I apply imagination *all* the time - I want some damn reality, thank you very much!

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                Jim Crafton wrote:

                                The hell with that!! I apply imagination *all* the time

                                Yeah, that whole "mentally stripping every woman you see" thing. That's rather creative too :-) [p.s. cannot type]

                                Regards, Nish


                                Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  How about a nice game of chess?

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  Lost User
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                                  I used to play Chess.Its a wounderful Game.

                                  Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Would you like to play a game?

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                                    Nish Nishant
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                                    Uhm, I don't know. :~

                                    Regards, Nish


                                    Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

                                      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                                      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                                      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                      Lost User
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                                      :)

                                      Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                                      • N NormDroid

                                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                        5 millisecs minutes of fun!

                                        FTFY :)

                                        Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                                        fjdiewornncalwe
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                                        That's what she said... :)

                                        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                                        • N Nish Nishant

                                          Jim Crafton wrote:

                                          The hell with that!! I apply imagination *all* the time

                                          Yeah, that whole "mentally stripping every woman you see" thing. That's rather creative too :-) [p.s. cannot type]

                                          Regards, Nish


                                          Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                          Jim Crafton
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                                          Now I *never* said that!! Besides in NYC you don't need to do that, there's more than enough that's on display that's perfectly acceptable! :)

                                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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