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  • K Keith Barrow

    Any suggestions? :-)

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    Most of the latter Heinlein for starters and much of the 60's and 70's sci fi in general. :)


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      I'm a huge LeGuin fan, but I don't really see her novels translating into film.

      Seriously? I think Left hand of darkness would make an excellent movie if done right.


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      Well, it definitely wouldn't be a replacement for Star Wars. What I love about her is the quality of her writing and storytelling. The stories themselves can stand on their own, but without her words and her language I wouldn't be as interested. She is a decent writer, but she is an incredible storyteller. I don't think that can be translated across mediums. There are films where the art of movie making is so strong that the story becomes almost irrelevant, but bringing something like that in would loose the LeGuinness of the piece.

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        Well, it definitely wouldn't be a replacement for Star Wars. What I love about her is the quality of her writing and storytelling. The stories themselves can stand on their own, but without her words and her language I wouldn't be as interested. She is a decent writer, but she is an incredible storyteller. I don't think that can be translated across mediums. There are films where the art of movie making is so strong that the story becomes almost irrelevant, but bringing something like that in would loose the LeGuinness of the piece.

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        Yeah and Lucas wouldn't be the man to even try unfortunately. Star wars wasn't very original. It stands the test of time based on the characters which are two dimensional and iconic and easily digested by the masses and the imagery which, over the years, we've come to find out was looted wholesale from existing sources but there are *so* many better examples in sci fi. I have hope to see a golden age of sci fi novels to movies / tv series. We've firmly entered the sweet spot of special effects where they are good enough to do any of those stories. Just look at the recent Game Of Thrones series which is fantastic and so far I can't find any fault with even as a fan of the original novels.


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          Yeah and Lucas wouldn't be the man to even try unfortunately. Star wars wasn't very original. It stands the test of time based on the characters which are two dimensional and iconic and easily digested by the masses and the imagery which, over the years, we've come to find out was looted wholesale from existing sources but there are *so* many better examples in sci fi. I have hope to see a golden age of sci fi novels to movies / tv series. We've firmly entered the sweet spot of special effects where they are good enough to do any of those stories. Just look at the recent Game Of Thrones series which is fantastic and so far I can't find any fault with even as a fan of the original novels.


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          I'll definitely have to check Game of Thrones out. With my 2 sub 5 year old kids, my wife and I don't get much time for movies and shows. I think 1-2 hours a week is the max for us. It will be easier when we start introducing more screen time into the house, but now it's limited to 5 minute shorts for the 4 year old. Mostly ballet performances on youTube right now.

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            I'll definitely have to check Game of Thrones out. With my 2 sub 5 year old kids, my wife and I don't get much time for movies and shows. I think 1-2 hours a week is the max for us. It will be easier when we start introducing more screen time into the house, but now it's limited to 5 minute shorts for the 4 year old. Mostly ballet performances on youTube right now.

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            Speaking as a big fan of Game of Thrones and a degenerate tv watcher (we watch a *lot* of good tv) I have to say it's superb.


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              Yeah and Lucas wouldn't be the man to even try unfortunately. Star wars wasn't very original. It stands the test of time based on the characters which are two dimensional and iconic and easily digested by the masses and the imagery which, over the years, we've come to find out was looted wholesale from existing sources but there are *so* many better examples in sci fi. I have hope to see a golden age of sci fi novels to movies / tv series. We've firmly entered the sweet spot of special effects where they are good enough to do any of those stories. Just look at the recent Game Of Thrones series which is fantastic and so far I can't find any fault with even as a fan of the original novels.


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              Sci fi? Game Of Thrones? Do you even know the difference between sci fi and fantasy? As for George R. R. Martin, at best he's third-rate. Stop watching so much TV and do more reading, John. There are much better writers than Martin. X|

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                Sci fi? Game Of Thrones? Do you even know the difference between sci fi and fantasy? As for George R. R. Martin, at best he's third-rate. Stop watching so much TV and do more reading, John. There are much better writers than Martin. X|

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                You are mistaken in your ire, go back and read what I wrote and be ashamed.


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                  Sci fi? Game Of Thrones? Do you even know the difference between sci fi and fantasy? As for George R. R. Martin, at best he's third-rate. Stop watching so much TV and do more reading, John. There are much better writers than Martin. X|

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                  I'm curious as to why Elijah Bailey and Robinette Broadhead haven't made it to the big screen yet... And on the fantasy side, I'd love to see Thomas Covenant or Stile up there... (Wonder if anyone will understand all four references there...)

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                    Give them far more interesting things to fantasize about. ;)


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                    It doesn't get more interesting than the various relationships that exist between Luke and Leia. Well, there is one slightly more interesting relationship I can think of. The actress that plays Clark's mom in Smallville played Lana in one of the Superman movies. That means Superman had a romantic interest in his mom. :~

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                      I'm curious as to why Elijah Bailey and Robinette Broadhead haven't made it to the big screen yet... And on the fantasy side, I'd love to see Thomas Covenant or Stile up there... (Wonder if anyone will understand all four references there...)

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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                      Ian Shlasko wrote:

                      Robinette Broadhead

                      Sounds like an interesting stage name.

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                      • R randprin

                        but, but, what would you do with the angry mob of teeagers who had "princess leia in jaba's palace" fantasies...? :laugh:

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                        You believe it would be just teenagers?

                        List of common misconceptions

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                          I'm curious as to why Elijah Bailey and Robinette Broadhead haven't made it to the big screen yet... And on the fantasy side, I'd love to see Thomas Covenant or Stile up there... (Wonder if anyone will understand all four references there...)

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                          Seconding that and adding Ender Wiggins to that list.

                          List of common misconceptions

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                            ...Among many things go back and excise Star Wars from history and replace it with just about *any* of the excellent science fiction novels written to that point. Maybe convince George to do Left hand of Darkness or The Stars My destination or Starship Troopers or The Forever War (or each in turn) instead with the same resources.


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                            If you said stop after Empire, I would agree. I still love that movie. Lucas didn't make anything good after Gary Kurtz left him.

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                              Any suggestions? :-)

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                              If you want to give them ideas, Philip José Farmer wrote some good ones, including pr0n fantasy - look for "Image of the Beast" and "Blown". Might be difficult to get teens into the cinema to see them though. Books that would have made good films by him: the Riverworld or the World of Tiers series.

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                                I'm curious as to why Elijah Bailey and Robinette Broadhead haven't made it to the big screen yet... And on the fantasy side, I'd love to see Thomas Covenant or Stile up there... (Wonder if anyone will understand all four references there...)

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                                Elijah Bailey: The robot series couldn't be a film nowadays: he smokes a pipe! Robinette Broadhead: the Gateway/Heechee series. Would make good films, but probably not including the first book - way too much "mushy stuff". Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep... Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

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                                  Seconding that and adding Ender Wiggins to that list.

                                  List of common misconceptions

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                                  Now that would be a good film series - I have yet to read anything by Card that was easy to put down.

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                                    Elijah Bailey: The robot series couldn't be a film nowadays: he smokes a pipe! Robinette Broadhead: the Gateway/Heechee series. Would make good films, but probably not including the first book - way too much "mushy stuff". Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep... Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

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                                    Well done!

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                                    Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep...

                                    Really? Well, maybe I'm just more of a fan of epic storylines... I've read through Wheel of Time three times so far... Covenant is my favorite Fantasy series.

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                                    Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

                                    Hopefully not TOO many viewers... Cause... um... the Guardians Saga (See my sig) mixes SF and Fantasy even moreso...

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                                      Well done!

                                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                                      Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep...

                                      Really? Well, maybe I'm just more of a fan of epic storylines... I've read through Wheel of Time three times so far... Covenant is my favorite Fantasy series.

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                                      Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

                                      Hopefully not TOO many viewers... Cause... um... the Guardians Saga (See my sig) mixes SF and Fantasy even moreso...

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                                      Mixing SF and fantasy in books is fine: people who read books can cope. People who go to movies ... well, let's just say that Nicholas Cage is still working and leave it at that, eh? Donaldson I just don't get on with: it just seems as if he gets paid by the word, rather than by the story! :laugh:

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                                        ...Among many things go back and excise Star Wars from history and replace it with just about *any* of the excellent science fiction novels written to that point. Maybe convince George to do Left hand of Darkness or The Stars My destination or Starship Troopers or The Forever War (or each in turn) instead with the same resources.


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                                        John C wrote:

                                        ...Among many things go back and excise Star Wars from history and replace it with just about *any* of the excellent science fiction novels written to that point.

                                        George Lucas wasn't interested in making that kind of movie though. He wanted a romping adventure in space, which he figured technology would allow him to do. The original film was a nearly perfect execution in classic storytelling; the universe was still pretty shallow at that point, really, and it didn't matter. It was great fun. And I think George Lucas did know the difference between what he was doing and something like Left Hand of Darkness. Hell, he gave us THX-1138, which I would put way up there as good, hard core sci-fi, and in a completely different category than Star Wars. Most of the good sci-fi I've read is unfilmable, as it gets so complex that there's simply no way to do it justice. The Foundation or Robot series may be distilled down to some essential components, but I have zero faith that Hollywood would do them justice. (Hell, look at I, Robot.) Right now I'm reading (well, listening to) Pandora's Star and enjoying it immensely. It would be a catastrophe of a movie, it's a gigantic premise with so many interlocking parts that to leave anything out would turn it into something else completely. And I will once again go on record as saying I love Star Wars, including the prequels, though the prequels do frustrate me at times. I think they are actually a brilliant premise, but the execution fell short in places. Still, I enjoy them as the most expensive independent films ever made, and they are beautiful to look at. I keep hoping Lucas will do as he said he would and get back to some experimental projects (along the lines of THX-1138). I doubt that will happen now though.


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                                          Well done!

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                                          Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep...

                                          Really? Well, maybe I'm just more of a fan of epic storylines... I've read through Wheel of Time three times so far... Covenant is my favorite Fantasy series.

                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

                                          Hopefully not TOO many viewers... Cause... um... the Guardians Saga (See my sig) mixes SF and Fantasy even moreso...

                                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                          Donaldson has been mixed for me. I really liked the Mordant's need series, but it's a lot lighter. I liked the first and the 3rd Covenant trilogies. The second was really slow. The first was cheap therapy for me as an angst ridden teen, and I've been finishing it out of loyalty. What is getting me in the last series is how contrived some of the "had to let you figure it out on your own" plot lines are. I loved the first book of the gap series, I've never hated characters more. It was a really intense read but the other books just kinda trailed off.

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