Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to win WW2
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
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fat_boy wrote:
I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not
Like the commando dog with titanium implants that went on the Osama Bin Laden mission.
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You'd get a bunch of dogs wandering around saying "hungry! hungry! HUNGRY!" and then pointing at restuarant menus and wagging their tails.
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:) Yeah, trying to convince the owner of the nearest kennels to let them in... "Who vants to fight ze var ven we can get nookie vith the bitches!"
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Either you or the dog must still practice a little bit. Handen hogh? That sounds more like Dutch :)
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I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011Well, the dogs didnt quite get the accent you know. And they always had trouble with the accusative case. :)
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fat_boy wrote:
I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not
Like the commando dog with titanium implants that went on the Osama Bin Laden mission.
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I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopesSeriously? Thats pretty cool actually, especially sicne arabs are shit scared of dogs.
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
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I wonder if that's what Frederick Forsyth was referring to when he wrote "The Dogs of War" in 1974??? :confused:
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:) Yeah, trying to convince the owner of the nearest kennels to let them in... "Who vants to fight ze var ven we can get nookie vith the bitches!"
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No respectable dog would say something like that around here. They would of course get in after a small talk beginning with "Vee got vayz of ...."
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011 -
Well, the dogs didnt quite get the accent you know. And they always had trouble with the accusative case. :)
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
Interesting. Would you also care to explain why the dogs obviously heve been to foreign radio propaganda? Please have a seat, our talk will certainly take a little longer. And please don't mind the civilian who will also listen to your explanations. Pretend he's not here at all.
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
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Well, the dogs didnt quite get the accent you know. And they always had trouble with the accusative case. :)
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Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German. It's one of those funny languages like that.
Pete
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
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fat_boy wrote:
(ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German. It's one of those funny languages like that.
Pete
That only works when you pronounce it like a Klingon :)
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011 -
Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German. It's one of those funny languages like that.
Pete
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
How these morons ever started WWII is beyond me...
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Seriously? Thats pretty cool actually, especially sicne arabs are shit scared of dogs.
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fat_boy wrote:
Seriously?
Thats pretty cool actually, especially sicne arabs are sh*t scared of dogs.I would be sh!t scared of that dog too.
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
"squirrel!" :laugh:
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How these morons ever started WWII is beyond me...
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Dave KreskowiakThey didn't, they just invaded Poland and then France declared war on Germany.
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
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fat_boy wrote:
Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns
Do you REALLY want someone (or an animal) with a limited vocabulary and poor manual deterity anywhere near a firearm? I've seen that mix first-hand at my local firing range, and it's a truly scary thing to see.
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
I have two Airedale Terriers. Neither are great at poetry
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:) Yeah, trying to convince the owner of the nearest kennels to let them in... "Who vants to fight ze var ven we can get nookie vith the bitches!"
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fat_boy wrote:
"Who vants to fight ze var ven we can get nookie vith the bitches!"
:laugh: Brilliant!
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Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German. It's one of those funny languages like that.
Pete
Peter Mulholland wrote:
Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German.
They might understand German, but when it comes to talking... Have you ever heard a Dutch accent! :omg:
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They didn't, they just invaded Poland and then France declared war on Germany.
Soooooo France would have declared war on Germany anyway?? Just because??? I'd say it was Germanys provocation and, therefore, their fault.
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