Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to win WW2
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
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fat_boy wrote:
Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns
Do you REALLY want someone (or an animal) with a limited vocabulary and poor manual deterity anywhere near a firearm? I've seen that mix first-hand at my local firing range, and it's a truly scary thing to see.
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
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I have two Airedale Terriers. Neither are great at poetry
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:) Yeah, trying to convince the owner of the nearest kennels to let them in... "Who vants to fight ze var ven we can get nookie vith the bitches!"
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fat_boy wrote:
"Who vants to fight ze var ven we can get nookie vith the bitches!"
:laugh: Brilliant!
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Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German. It's one of those funny languages like that.
Pete
Peter Mulholland wrote:
Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German.
They might understand German, but when it comes to talking... Have you ever heard a Dutch accent! :omg:
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They didn't, they just invaded Poland and then France declared war on Germany.
Soooooo France would have declared war on Germany anyway?? Just because??? I'd say it was Germanys provocation and, therefore, their fault.
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Interesting. Would you also care to explain why the dogs obviously heve been to foreign radio propaganda? Please have a seat, our talk will certainly take a little longer. And please don't mind the civilian who will also listen to your explanations. Pretend he's not here at all.
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I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011Well, its like this: Now, the Dutch accent, all that throat clearing 'g' sound they make, its the dogs natural pronounciation, all to do with the length of tongue I believe. Well, that and the teeth. So even though you take German Sheppard through intensive German courses they sound like they have been chewing a stick with lose bark, I am sure you are aware of the noise a dog makes trying to get the bark out of its gullet, well thats Dutch you see. Its just instinctive for them. As for the Dative, Genative, and Accusative cases, any right minded person (animal) would do their best to ignore them totally. After all English did, and look how succesfull thats become. :) Of course we, the English, didnt train dogs to learn English. We didnt have the time since teaching our Empire to speak it properly was hard enough. But at least they made better soldiers. :)
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How these morons ever started WWII is beyond me...
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Dave KreskowiakDave Kreskowiak wrote:
How these morons ever started WWII is beyond me...
Invading Poland I believe, which is, fairly believable. :)
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"squirrel!" :laugh:
"arrgouhwhere?" "In Russia!" ...the sound of thousands of galloping paws heading off to wards Minsk... They must have taught them geography too I guess.
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Soooooo France would have declared war on Germany anyway?? Just because??? I'd say it was Germanys provocation and, therefore, their fault.
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Dave KreskowiakOf course it is, but that's not the same as starting the war
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fat_boy wrote:
Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns
Do you REALLY want someone (or an animal) with a limited vocabulary and poor manual deterity anywhere near a firearm? I've seen that mix first-hand at my local firing range, and it's a truly scary thing to see.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997You have seen an animal with limited vocabulary, poor dexterity, with a firearm? :omg: ;)
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I have two Airedale Terriers. Neither are great at poetry
Yeah, poetry, WTF is that about? How the hell is a dog supposed to have any interest in, let alone recite, poetry for christs sake? :)
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Peter Mulholland wrote:
Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German.
They might understand German, but when it comes to talking... Have you ever heard a Dutch accent! :omg:
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Lived in Amsterdam for 2 years, you talking about German in a Dutch accent? I did used to keep spelling stuff like Kiesergracht with the german spelling which irritated the dutch guys a bit.
Pete
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No respectable dog would say something like that around here. They would of course get in after a small talk beginning with "Vee got vayz of ...."
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011Says the male Nazi dog to the female in the kennel
CDP1802 wrote:
"Vee got vayz of ...."
making you talk, count and recite poetry". "Just kom mit me to ze laboratory mine liebe hund..." :)
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Peter Mulholland wrote:
Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German.
They might understand German, but when it comes to talking... Have you ever heard a Dutch accent! :omg:
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you mean the gutteral 'g's? That took a bit of getting used to.
Pete
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fat_boy wrote:
Seriously?
Thats pretty cool actually, especially sicne arabs are sh*t scared of dogs.I would be sh!t scared of that dog too.
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you mean the gutteral 'g's? That took a bit of getting used to.
Pete
Exactly. :)
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Yeah, poetry, WTF is that about? How the hell is a dog supposed to have any interest in, let alone recite, poetry for christs sake? :)
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I make up songs about my dogs and sing them to them. They appreciate that. Probably :-O
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I make up songs about my dogs and sing them to them. They appreciate that. Probably :-O
Er, OK, thanks for sharing that. :omg:
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No respectable dog would say something like that around here. They would of course get in after a small talk beginning with "Vee got vayz of ...."
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011sniffing out de truth :doh:
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
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Almost as good as the Russian anti-tank dogs - they were trained to associate the underbelly of tanks with food, then sent of onto the battlefield with packs of explosives strapped to their back, designed to go off when they were underneath a tank. Unfortunately, they had been trained on Russian tanks, not German ones, and the dogs could spot the difference!
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