There should be dedicated jokes corner here in CP.

OriginalGriff

Text-only Karaoke? Yes I can see how that could work! :laugh:

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Mark_Wallace

There is[^].

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Dalek Dave

To be honest Mark, I thought that would link to the VB Forum.

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Mark_Wallace

Dalek Dave wrote:

To be honest Mark, I thought that would link to the VB Forum.

Are you kidding? John fiercely defends his favourite programming language!

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realJSOP

Watch out - there are certain people here who think a strike at VB is a strike at them. I 5'd you in anticipation of having to compensate for when you're 1-voted back to the stone age. :)

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Slacker007

waqas316 wrote:

what you say?

Wuch you talkin bout Willis?

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musefan

Lets trial it... "Reply to Start" ...session expired

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musefan

Slacker007 wrote:

Wuch you talkin bout Willis?

:confused: I recall no mention of male genitalia... you always have to lower the pitch don't you

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OriginalGriff · modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 9:55 AM

Don't look at me! I was banned from playing the triangle at school - the only musical instrument I'm allowed near is the one labeled "MP3"

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Lost User

Karaoke whilst wearing armour? The horse might bolt though.

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Slacker007

musefan wrote:

I recall no mention of male genitalia... you always have to lower the pitch don't you

The line is from an old popular sit-com here in the States and has absolutely nothing to do with male genitalia. You are sadly mistaken in your thinking and interpretation of what I wrote.

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Single Step Debugger

We have to wait until we gather at least seven software developers with a sense of humor.

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musefan

OriginalGriff wrote:

one labeled "MP3"

Metal Pieces x 3

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NormDroid

Deyan Georgiev wrote:

We have to wait until we gather at least seven software developers with a sense of humor.

Could be waiting a while then.

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Lost User

We could do Britney Spears and the maybe a bit of Duels Holland for an encore.

Rajesh R Subramanian

waqas316 wrote:

what you say?

I say that people with negative debater reputation should not be allowed to start new threads.

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Corporal Agarn

Thought you were going for the Indian forum? :-D No disrespect to our Indian friends intended.

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