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There should be dedicated jokes corner here in CP.

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  • M musefan

    Lets trial it... "Reply to Start" ...session expired

    I may or may not be responsible for my own actions

    modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 9:55 AM

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    OriginalGriff
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    Don't look at me! I was banned from playing the triangle at school - the only musical instrument I'm allowed near is the one labeled "MP3"

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • L Lost User

      I would much rather see a karaoke night.

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      Lost User
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      Karaoke whilst wearing armour? The horse might bolt though.

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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      • M musefan

        Slacker007 wrote:

        Wuch you talkin bout Willis?

        :confused: I recall no mention of male genitalia... you always have to lower the pitch don't you

        I may or may not be responsible for my own actions

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        Slacker007
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        musefan wrote:

        I recall no mention of male genitalia... you always have to lower the pitch don't you

        The line is from an old popular sit-com here in the States and has absolutely nothing to do with male genitalia. You are sadly mistaken in your thinking and interpretation of what I wrote.

        -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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        • 8 88Rocker

          what you say?

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          Single Step Debugger
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          We have to wait until we gather at least seven software developers with a sense of humor.

          There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Don't look at me! I was banned from playing the triangle at school - the only musical instrument I'm allowed near is the one labeled "MP3"

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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            musefan
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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            one labeled "MP3"

            Metal Pieces x 3

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            • S Single Step Debugger

              We have to wait until we gather at least seven software developers with a sense of humor.

              There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              NormDroid
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              Deyan Georgiev wrote:

              We have to wait until we gather at least seven software developers with a sense of humor.

              Could be waiting a while then.

              Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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              • L Lost User

                Karaoke whilst wearing armour? The horse might bolt though.

                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                We could do Britney Spears and the maybe a bit of Duels Holland for an encore.

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                • 8 88Rocker

                  what you say?

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  waqas316 wrote:

                  what you say?

                  I say that people with negative debater reputation should not be allowed to start new threads.

                  "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    There is[^].

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    Thought you were going for the Indian forum? :-D No disrespect to our Indian friends intended.

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                    • L Lost User

                      That's not funny.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      Ian Shlasko
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                      John Cleese: "Zat's. Not. Funny! ..... Hahahahahahahhaaa *dies*"

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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