There should be dedicated jokes corner here in CP.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
To be honest Mark, I thought that would link to the VB Forum.
Are you kidding? John fiercely defends his favourite programming language!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Watch out - there are certain people here who think a strike at VB is a strike at them. I 5'd you in anticipation of having to compensate for when you're 1-voted back to the stone age. :)
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waqas316 wrote:
what you say?
Wuch you talkin bout Willis?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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Text-only Karaoke? Yes I can see how that could work! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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waqas316 wrote:
what you say?
Wuch you talkin bout Willis?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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modified on Friday, June 3, 2011 9:55 AM
Don't look at me! I was banned from playing the triangle at school - the only musical instrument I'm allowed near is the one labeled "MP3"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Slacker007 wrote:
Wuch you talkin bout Willis?
:confused: I recall no mention of male genitalia... you always have to lower the pitch don't you
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musefan wrote:
I recall no mention of male genitalia... you always have to lower the pitch don't you
The line is from an old popular sit-com here in the States and has absolutely nothing to do with male genitalia. You are sadly mistaken in your thinking and interpretation of what I wrote.
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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We have to wait until we gather at least seven software developers with a sense of humor.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Don't look at me! I was banned from playing the triangle at school - the only musical instrument I'm allowed near is the one labeled "MP3"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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We have to wait until we gather at least seven software developers with a sense of humor.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Karaoke whilst wearing armour? The horse might bolt though.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP
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waqas316 wrote:
what you say?
I say that people with negative debater reputation should not be allowed to start new threads.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Thought you were going for the Indian forum? :-D No disrespect to our Indian friends intended.
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That's not funny.
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