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  • O Oakman

    Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it?

    The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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    Mine is not very colourful.

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    • O Oakman

      Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it?

      The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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      Prerak Patel
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      Mine is Patel ;)

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      • O Oakman

        Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it?

        The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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        Joan M
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        It is easy: Di@#. And of course, in order to give the proper answer... it is a: Surname :rolleyes:

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        • O Oakman

          Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it?

          The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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          :)

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          • L Lost User

            A penis (I know the real answer but thought that was funnier)

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            thatraja
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            _Maxxx_ wrote:

            A penis

            In below case, right.

            Oakman wrote:

            Madonna doesn't have one.

            thatraja


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            • T thatraja

              _Maxxx_ wrote:

              A penis

              In below case, right.

              Oakman wrote:

              Madonna doesn't have one.

              thatraja


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              I don't want to know how you're so sure the other's might be wrong :-\

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              • O Oakman

                Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it?

                The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                Oakman wrote:

                Madonna doesn't have one.
                The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

                Aren't those two the wrong way around? Madonna Ciccone doesn't use her surname but still has it, whereas the Pope on becoming the Pope lost the name Joseph Ratzinger and became simply Pope Benedict XVI.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  I don't want to know how you're so sure the other's might be wrong :-\

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                  thatraja
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                  Well, I'm not sure about the others.

                  thatraja


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                  • L Lost User

                    Oakman wrote:

                    Madonna doesn't have one.
                    The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

                    Aren't those two the wrong way around? Madonna Ciccone doesn't use her surname but still has it, whereas the Pope on becoming the Pope lost the name Joseph Ratzinger and became simply Pope Benedict XVI.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    I think you are right. Lots of people get the Pope and Madonna confused, I know I do all the time.

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                    • L Lost User

                      I think you are right. Lots of people get the Pope and Madonna confused, I know I do all the time.

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                      Yes, one like to have sex with fit young men, and the other is Madonna.

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                        Oakman wrote:

                        Madonna doesn't have one.
                        The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

                        Aren't those two the wrong way around? Madonna Ciccone doesn't use her surname but still has it, whereas the Pope on becoming the Pope lost the name Joseph Ratzinger and became simply Pope Benedict XVI.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        The answer is, of course, a last name. The Pope didn't lose the name Ratzinger, he's simply using an alias. Underneath his miter and robes, he's still the same "Ratty" he always was.

                        The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                        • O Oakman

                          The answer is, of course, a last name. The Pope didn't lose the name Ratzinger, he's simply using an alias. Underneath his miter and robes, he's still the same "Ratty" he always was.

                          The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          That would be Oberleutnant Ratzinger of the SS to you!

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                            Yes, one like to have sex with fit young men, and the other is Madonna.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Slacker007
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Yes, one like to have sex with fit young men

                            Young yes but are you sure they are men?

                            -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              That would be Oberleutnant Ratzinger of the SS to you!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Oakman
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                              Since you want me to be the straight man, see what you can do with this: Vatican takes more time to mull Irish sex abuse[^]

                              The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Yes, one like to have sex with fit young men

                                Young yes but are you sure they are men?

                                -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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                                Slacker007 wrote:

                                Young yes but are you sure they are men?

                                More man than you'll ever be... and more woman than you'll ever get. (Car Wash) :laugh:

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                                • O Oakman

                                  Since you want me to be the straight man, see what you can do with this: Vatican takes more time to mull Irish sex abuse[^]

                                  The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                                  Slacker007
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                                  I wonder if the Vatican has had enough time to mull over the countless multitudes that have been tortured and killed over the years in the name of the church. So, I am not surprised at all that they want more time to figure out what they are going to do with their dirty butt pluggers.

                                  -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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                                    I wonder if the Vatican has had enough time to mull over the countless multitudes that have been tortured and killed over the years in the name of the church. So, I am not surprised at all that they want more time to figure out what they are going to do with their dirty butt pluggers.

                                    -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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                                    Slacker007 wrote:

                                    their dirty butt pluggers.

                                    "A third century Aramaic manuscript is held by the Vatican [The Essene Gospel Of Peace], graphically describing enemas."The Enema Resource Centre[^] So, no dirty butts for holy pluggers.

                                    ict558 - a Coward and a Fool. Dalek Dave & Hokum (Therefore it must be so, alas.)

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Yes, one like to have sex with fit young men, and the other is Madonna.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      _Damian S_
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                                      Quite possibly the funniest post you have ever made... :laugh: Oldie but a goodie!!

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